Everything I read this week: August 9 – August 26
Not!Fics/Ficlets/AUs
- Tinder AU by @sterekseason 360 G
- Human AU where English teacher Derek’s overbearing sisters make him a Tinder profile and he matches with Deputy Stiles Stilinski.
- At Home AO3 by hazelNuts / @fandom-madnessess 423 G
- Derek comes back to Beacon Hills and the pack welcomes him home.
- That’s not my hand by @thesushiowl 468 G
- “So, kanima packs are a thing,” Stiles muttered into Derek’s thick neck where his face was unwillingly buried. “That’s kind of awesome.”
- Hey by @eeyore9990 476 G
- Derek waited, his eyes squeezed closed, breath trapped in his lungs. He felt the brush of long, cool fingers along the side of his neck and then… nothing.
- It happened on a Thursday by @cloudyskiesandcurlyfries 565 G
- It happened on a Thursday. Derek was walking down the cereal aisle of the grocery store when he absentmindedly grabbed a box of Cheerios and a box of Lucky Charms.
- Cooking Class by @omgsterekplease 597 G
- I need someone like Kira heading the class and she convinced Stiles to come because she’s a little nervous speaking in front of a group and Scott volunteered his only friend with a kid to be there as moral support and Stiles’ kid adores her anyway.
- ❤Frayed and Free AO3 by nogitsune_lichen / @nogitsunelichen 700 G❤
- “I love you,” Stiles rushed out before adding, “and it terrifies me.”
- Stiles’ POV 319
- Derek’s POV 381
- Raised by Wolves by @sophielostandfound 705 G
- And the one that nearly no one who knows him believes, because he is a teenage boy, because he is a teenage Stiles; the he totally thinks babies are the most adorable, and he that wants to squish all their little faces til they let out that little baby giggle.
- ❤Soulmates AU by @demisexualhale 785 G❤
- The first time it happens, he’s standing in the bathroom, toweling himself off. He turned sixteen a few days ago and his stomach still spikes with anxiety every time he thinks about it; maybe it’ll happen today.
- Summer ‘11 Headcanon by @stilinskihaleworld 813 G
- I like to imagine that after Lydia and Jackson get back together, Stiles looks for anything possible to distract himself from the disappointment.
- The One With The Grocery List by @lacrimadraconis 838 G
- “Scott. Scott! SCOTT!” Stiles was knocking on his best friend’s door frantically, voice getting louder and more agitated as the seconds ran by until a very confused and sleepy looking Scott finally opened.
- Good Literature by @redhoodedwolf 847 G
- Berkeley isn’t that far from Beacon Hills, but it feels so much farther when his Jeep is no longer fit to drive long distances and he has to find a different way to get to and from school.
- Party Dog by @redhoodedwolf 881 G
- There’s a dude just sitting on the floor, petting the giant dog that had just walked in. The majority of the crowd of party-goers had made a wide path for the dog to pass through, as that thing was monstrously sized, though skinny with short fur, and admittedly a tad scary looking.
- Perfect in Any Version AO3 by mountain_ash / @stilinskihaleworld 894 G
- Derek could hear as the Jeep’s harsh rattle died away and Stiles hopped out onto the gravel drive. He gnawed on his lip as he debated whether he would actually go through with his plan.
- Shrek AU by @ladydrace 1,008 G
- Stiles, who is temporarily a donkey (it wasn’t his fault, honest, fairy aunts are so sensitive, seriously), decides not to let that stand in his way in his quest to save the lovely Lydia from the clutches of the nasty dragon!
- This Has to Stop by @crossroadswrite 1,022 G
- “This has to stop,” Stiles says, looking down at his blood soaked feet in disgust and then back up at Derek who is stubbornly trying to drag a deer into his house, even though it’s clear that the thing can’t fit through Stiles’ back door.
- Kittens and Cuddles by @cloudyskiesandcurlyfries 1,088 G
- Derek was heading up to his front door when he heard meowing. He was almost certain it was coming from inside his house, which was odd because he and Stiles didn’t own a cat.
- Stupidly Beautiful by @demisexualhale 1,383 G
- Derek is kind of stupidly beautiful.Stiles has noticed it before, of course he has. It’s kind of impossible not to.
- ❤Catch Me AO3 by Inell / @inell 1,600 G❤
- Derek trusts Stiles to catch him.
- Gotta Shake or Break by @ladydrace 1,852 Explicit
- Stiles is shaking. Not just a little bit of shivering, no, a full-body shake that ebbs and flows with every breath, but he assures Derek repeatedly that it’s okay, he wants this. Derek’s senses can’t catch a lie, and Stiles certainly gives every indication of wanting to proceed.
- ❤Thankful AO3 by nogitsune_lichen / @nogitsunelichen 2,140 G❤
- Derek didn’t protest when she stormed out of the station. Hell he deserved for her to leave too…he didn’t deserve to have her. What he’s done is unforgivable. He’s the reason Peter is comatose in the hospital. He’s the reason his ten other family members are six feet under in one empty casket because there wasn’t enough remains to bury them properly.
- ❤Take Me HIGHer AO3 by 42hrb / @sterekseason 2,156 Explicit❤
- Stiles gives Derek a birthday present and they both end up getting more than expected.
- ❤Adorable by @demisexualhale 2,174 G❤
- There’s a guy in Stiles’ class that’s driving him insane.Stiles only has one class with him and there’s no way that Stiles should be as infatuated with him as he is, but god, he is.
- ❤Remain Nameless by @omgsterekplease 2,366 G❤
- “You’ve got to be kidding me.” It’s hot as Satan’s balls, barely eleven o’clock, and Derek is fucking done. “Officer Calves, paging Officer Calves, come-in, please,” she says, annoying and nasal and hidden behind her hand.
- They’ll Be Calling You a Radical AO3 by dragon_temeraire / @dragon-temeraire 2,416 T
- Derek is just trying to save the wolves. Wolves are great, okay?
- ❤Smooth Like Your Face by @cobrilee 2,525 T❤
- Derek doesn’t even have to look up to know it’s Stiles who’s leaning against his counter, one hip pressed into the formica while he lifts one of the packages of chocolate-covered coffee beans, ostensibly to study it, but really just to focus his attention on something else while he announces, “Your hand looks heavy. You should let me hold it.”
- Alpha Merman by @loserchildhotpants 2,622 G
- Stiles comes to coughing up some water and turning over on a rigid, porous rock. He looks out at the shore blearily and sees the Jeep, but no sign of Scott.
- Wishful Thinking AO3 by Inell / @inell 2,690 T
- Stiles needs to learn how to think before he speaks so he doesn’t risk ruining a wonderful friendship with Derek due to his stupid feelings.
- Accidental Boyfriend by @stileshale 2,875 G
- Stiles lets himself into Derek’s apartment, calling out a hello as he dumps Derek’s mail on the side. It’s not an unusual habit, Stiles spotting Derek’s scant bills and correspondence in his mailbox and grabbing it for him on the way up.
- ❤Need You Close by @halekingsourwolf 2,917 G❤
- “You can’t possibly be blaming me for this.” Derek aims a dry look Stiles’ way. It’s an effort with Stiles plastered grudgingly to his chest like this, their arms wrapped around each other while Stiles’ body slowly stops quaking.
- ❤Like Real People Do by @omghoechlinplease 3,043 G❤
- The road trip to New York was Stiles’s idea. Derek was only in Beacon Hills to visit the pack for a week or so in June for their graduation but ended up extending the trip at everyone’s insistence.
- ❤Fireman!Derek AU by @pantstomatch 3,783 G❤
- Stiles is not stuck. To random passers-by it could appear that he is stuck, but he’s completely capable of getting down off this motherfucking tree all by himself.
- ❤Happy Accident AO3 by haleofStilesheart / @hale-of-stiles-heart 4,118 Explicit❤
- He was about to send another message when he realized that autocorrect had royally fucked him over by changing your pick to your dick.
- ❤Shower Boyfriends AO3 by paintedrecs (bon) / @paintedrecs 4,761 T❤
- Derek likes sticking to his routines: they give his days structure and keep his goals on track. His carefully maintained habits have never been more important than at college, and by his second year, he’s gotten everything exactly the way he wants it.
- ❤You’re Going to be Fine by @stilesbansheequeen NA G❤
- For a frightening moment, Stiles has no idea what happened. All he knows is that the last hellhound the pack is fighting just tackled him, that his bat flew out of his hands, and that his shoulder just made a terrifying sound as he hit the ground.
AO3 Fics
- ❤Page Sixteen by write_light 2,470 Explicit❤
- Hide your porn. Hide it well. And never leaves Stiles unattended.
- ❤Mates (Happy Birthday Vanessa!) by LucifersHitman / @thewolf-inred 2,653 Explicit❤
- Stiles was just trying to have a little me time in his favourite secret outfit with his favourite toy, why does Derek always have to burst in unannounced and more importantly was his sex life about to get a little more interesting?
- ❤The Sun Comes Crashing In ‘verse by pinetreelady 26,543❤
- Coming back to the moment, the guy says, “So, you got a plan for all your canning? A big family, or lots of friends and co-workers?” “Not really,” Derek says wryly. “It’s a … new hobby, I guess, and I got a little carried away.” A little, he thinks, that’s a laugh. Hugely carried away, is more like it. “I have way, way more than I know what to do with.”
- The Sun Comes Crashing In 17,273 Explicit
- Outside My Window 5,574 T
- And Marmalade In Winter 3,696 Explicit