imma be real with you. i am a sinner, a dirty soul, i am trash, and dp means something else ENTIRELY on my books. I was mild confused tbh. I’m a horrible person omg
i’mMA BE REAL WITH YOU TOO, THE ONLY “DP” I KNEW WAS THE PORN “DP” AND I WAS LIKE “wait. but- wait. wHA???? *whispers* how do they know what type of fanfic I read????” (Our dirty sinning souls need to stop thinking dirty sinning thoughts or else we’ll get into trouble later)
am I now thinking of a fic where Derek sends Stiles something about his DP and Stiles FREAKS THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK DEREK KNOWS ABOUT THIS HOW TH E FU CK HOW HE TOLD NO ONE. NO. ONE. NOT EVEN SCOTT, WOW WOW OW ABORT ABORT ABORT DEREK KNOWS ABOUT STILES DP FETISH… except derek is 100% not talking about DP, he’s talking about idk Stiles’ display picture on his twitter or something and awkwardness ensues. (also porn)
*pterodactyl screeches in appreciation and support*
Derek is browsing his twitter account, the one Erica made him a couple of month ago so he’d have a way to keep in touch with the pack without having to talk to them directly (because she knows him, okay) when he sees Stiles’ latest tweet. He automatically clicks the heart under it, because Stiles’ tweets are always funny and sarcastic — just like the human himself — and they usually make him laugh. There’s a couple of new pictures, linked from his instagram and he considers liking them too.
« Way to be creepy, Derek ! » a voice sounding a lot like Erica’s says in his head and the alpha grunts, opening the message app instead : not-Erica is right, Derek can’t keep liking Stiles’ pictures and tweets all the time, he’s starting to look desperate. And it’s the last thing he needs, the entire pack knowing about his feelings for the human.
He settles for a text instead, just a couple of words and an emoji at the end — because Stiles loves these way too much.
Looking good on your DP 😉
He doesn’t get an answer but it’s okay, Stiles is pretty busy with midterms at the moment.
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