captainstevedoritopants:

ghostlywatcher:

Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” (1501–1504)

#the best thing I ever learned about the David is that he made it as a big ‘fuck you’ #according to one of my art teachers #he was given a shit piece of marble that made it incredibly difficult to work with #and it was done on purpose #and so insteaded of throwing a bitch fit or saying he couldn’t work with the marble- #thus proving that he ‘wasn’t that great of an artist’ #he looked at the marble and said ‘no fuck you I will make this my masterpiece and it will be the greatest thing I’ve ever made’ #which of course pissed people off when he did just that #I’m telling ya’ll right now that Renaissance art history is the greatest thing #it’s all a bunch of divas acting overly dramatic and getting into passing contests over who was the better artist #and being commissioned by the church to create propaganda #and then using said propaganda art to add content that subtly undermines the church #I once wrote a ten page paper on that specifically #and let me tell you: the biggest divas were the sculptors (x)

Ok so how about an AU where Danny owns a pitbull rescue place and Steve is the MMA fighter who donates and volunteers all the time?

weinsanedreamer:

boazpriestly:

lovethesnark:

pterawaters:

boazpriestly:

The funny thing about this is that you know that the only reason Steve volunteers is because he thinks Danny is hot and wants to get on his good side, because Steve isn’t a dog person. Like initially Steve probably went to the rescue with Chin and was just there because Chin made a detour, but then he saw Danny in a wet t-shirt because Danny had just been giving the dogs a bath and Steve is like

And Kono who works with Danny at the Rescue sees Steve looking at Danny and just high-fives Chin because these two assholes planned this shit. 

And then Steve keeps going back without Chin and Danny knows that Steve isn’t a dog person because Steve gets wary around the dogs, but Danny doesn’t comment on it and instead teaches Steve how to interact with them and teaches Steve everything he knows about pitbulls. And Steve grows to love the dogs, one in particular named Benny who used to be a fighter dog and is aggressive towards everyone except Steve. And Danny is kind of impressed because Benny doesn’t even like Kono and she’s like a fighter dog whisperer. But Steve talks to Benny in this little whisper that’s just barely audible and really only meant for Benny to hear, and he holds out his hand or sit in a corner and will wait for hours until Benny is ready to have Steve touch him. Once, Danny found both of them sleeping on each other in Benny’s kennel. Kono totally snapped a picture and hung it up on the bulletin board at the front desk (Danny may or may not have a copy of it in his office). 

Anyways, Steve basically falls in love with Danny and Benny and Danny falls in love with them too. But like they keep acting like they’re just friends for the longest time and then Danny goes to Steve and is like, “Hey, so Benny’s been here for a long time and no one else wants to adopt him because, well, he won’t let anyone close to him, except for you. So, I was wondering if you’d maybe think about –” 

And Steve just hands Danny already filled out adoption papers and is like 

And Danny’s like, “Fuck” because he is so gone. And then Steve takes Benny home with him and they’re a happy little family and Danny thinks that he’s not gonna see Steve anymore, but then bright and early the next day Steve and Benny are there. And Steve goes, “So, Benny kind of missed you and wanted to come say hi and also ask you if you’d like to have dinner later.” 

And Danny smirks and goes, “Benny is asking me out?”  

And Steve blushes and says, “Would you like to have dinner with me later?” 

“Yeah, Steve. I’d love to.” 

And then they date and move in together and get married and Benny is absolutely the ring bearer because he’s their son. 

Oh this is too adorable! I’m gonna die!!!

Ohhhhhh, @boazpriestly as a rescuer this fic idea makes my soul bleed for it to become a real full fledged story!  Especially the scene where Steve is wary around the dogs and maybe he bends over one that’s timid and the ears flatten back and the dog looks all wide eyed at him and Danny comes up and puts his hand on Steve’s back and just starts explaining dog language.  “See the ears, how they’re flat back like that, he’s terrified.  He’s had a rough history, his owners used to beat him, he tends to prefer women.”  And Steve’s lke oh, I can get Kono, and Danny smiles and goes “No, that’s not how you teach him that not all men are neanderthaal assholes, you squat down so you’re on his level and scratch him under his chin,” and he squats and looks up at Steve or Steve to follow him and Steve squats next to him and the pup slowly slinks over to them and kind of falls into Danny’s knee and leans because Danny’s already won him over and Danny goes “Don’t come over the top of his head, that’s threatening, come at him from below but make sure he sees you coming.  If you pet him under his chin it makes him lift his head which is pride in dog speak, if you pet him on top his head it makes him duck it which means fear.”  And Steve’s a little hesitant and says, “How do I know he won’t bite me if I try to pet him?” and Danny says, “You go slow and you read the signs.  This guy’s scared, the ears, the way he’s trying to make himself small. And that doesn’t mean the won’t lash out, they absolutely will, but you just pay attention to how he reacts to you.  I personally know this guy won’t bite you, but that’s because he’s my buddy.  But you shouldn’t ever just take it for granted.  Go slow.”

GAHHHHHHH…..  Is the name Show Us Your Pits Pitbull Rescue?  LOLLLLL.

Im sad I can’t find a pic of Scotty with a pit!  But I found an awesome one with Alex with his.  And it makes me think that obviously Danny gets one look at Steve naked chested and making out with Benny by the pool one day and says “uhhhhh, we need to do promotional posters, babe!”

Oh man, you made this even better!

well you can sign me up for some of that

hoechlinslapsdylansbutt:

brookesbutler:

captain-snark:

gingersnapwolves:

marguerite26:

imhappyandproud:

#yes please #this is my new headcanon #I NEED THIS FIC LIKE AIR

OKAY, but what exactly is happening here? Is Peter stealing Derek’s memories of Stiles so that Derek can move on after a breakup? Or did someone else steal Derek’s memories and Peter is now giving them back? Or did Derek trust Peter to do something ELSE but Peter messed with Derek’s memories of Stiles instead?  I NEED ALL THE FICS. EVERY SCENARIO POSSIBLE.

okay but consider

  • nobody can remember Stiles except Derek, so Peter is looking at his memories to see if they seem genuine or implanted
  • nobody can remember Stiles except Papa Stilinski, who insists that he’s a) missing, and b) Derek’s boyfriend, so Peter is looking to see if Derek has hidden memories of him
  • Stiles has gone missing and Derek might have witnessed what happened and had his memories removed, so Peter is trying to find out what happened
  • Derek being plagued by memories of somebody who doesn’t seem to exist and them trying to get to the bottom of it

I could probably keep going XD

Derek who who ISN’T under a memory loss spell and needs a ‘true love’/mate what have you to break the spell and Derek has resigned to the fact that he’s screwed because there’s absolutely no one that fits that particular bill. 

And maybe the spell gets broken but they don’t know how and Peter tries to draw out any memory or clue because it’s eating at Derek. And it’s just Stiles, Stiles Stiles Stiles. Which makes way more sense later when Stiles confesses that he tried to break the spell, because he couldn’t not try. He wasn’t expecting it to work

OR MAYBE Derek thinks Stiles was killed and he asks Peter to take his memories so he won’t have to live with the pain that he lost another person he loved, actually the person he loved the most, the man he was going to spend the rest of his life with.

Then it turns out Stiles isn’t dead and one day he comes home, hurt and exhausted but smiling all the same, and Derek doesn’t remember. And Stiles tries to convince him to find a way to work it out but Derek thinks it’s better thay way, not loving is better than loving and losing. But Stiles isn’t one to give up, he’s been through so much to get back and he wants his life back, with his Derek and their future.

It takes a lot of pain and tears but in the end one kiss heals everything and they both get what they once had lost back.

where are the fics, is what I wanna know?