zelda-spellmxn:

Zelda: Cool girls are everywhere, but it’s such a challenge to find one guy that’s like, mildly interesting to talk to. It’s like they all have the personality of an actual block of wood.

Father Blackwood: Maybe you’re just a bitch.

Zelda: I mean, I definitely am but you’re still boring.

artofmariposa:

Last subject for my illustration class was to do a fanart, so obviously I chose Sabrina as I just finished to watch the new Netflix tv show c:

I’m not really satisfied with it because the background is soooo empty (I wanted to do something more illustration but I had to put a background so…). I also prefered to spend more time on the chara design, and the lighting was such a hard time for me. So no more energy for a damn background.

nerdydancingravenclaw:

keyflight790:

themistrustfulmistress:

okay but neville longbottom as head of gryffindor house and there’s all these stories of him going head to head with an army of werewolves, being tortured by death eaters and killing Voldemort’s snake with godric gryffindor’s actual sword but when the students see him he’s like cradling a pot plant and crying cause he saw someone lost their pet on the noticeboard and they’re like “that guy? are you sure it’s that guy” 

BONUS: one of the older student’s get dared to go up and ask him if it’s true and neville just makes direct eye-contact and says “voldemort was a punk bitch” and continues knitting a lil baby sweater for a mandrake

Neville has my heart, ya’ll

I stan Professor Longbottom!! He would be one of the best teachers Hogwarts ever saw

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

You guys are literally my heros when it comes to finding fanfiction. Sterek has been my otp for I don’t know how long but you guys just keep feeding that fire. So can you update the biting kink tag for me? I’ll love you even more!

theofficialstereklibrary:

;D (luv you too)

It’s About Damn Time You Two by Csnow22 (1/1 | 1,652 | NC17)

Derek is sick of everyone touching Stiles so he decides to finally take what’s his. 

The More My Prayer (the lesser is my grace) by LadySlytherin (1/1 | 23,385 | NC17)

Derek makes bad choices, especially when it comes to his love life.

The Pack decides – for the good of everyone – to make the next choice for him.

They choose Stiles.

Lunar Mother by xseafoamx (7/? | 9,463 | R)

After the incident with Jennifer Blake, everything seemed to calm down. That is until a full moon attack on the pack, a witch had found her way into their lives and had cursed the one human and wolf of the pack that was weak. Stiles and Isaac had been hit with two separate spells and now they have to figure out how to fix them both before the blue moon.

make me yours by SingingIntheStyx (1/1 | 1,285 | NC17)

Derek knocked softly on the door of Stiles’ apartment. He had been worried about the omega since he didn’t show up to work for the past three days and had been ignoring his phone calls. This is normal, right? Just checking up on your co-worker. Who you have the hots for, no biggie, right? Yeah.

Love? I heard it’s all the rage by Yggdrastiles (hauntedsilences) (1/1 | 2,106 | NC17)

Based off of the song “Love” by Abney Park. This was written for Sterek Week 2015 and is nothing but filth, truly. Although some fluff crept in somehow…

A World Remembered by SuperfluousEmi, Winchesterek (½ | 24,696 | NC17)

Nearly twenty years after The Sickness hit, Derek returns to Beacon Hills where he finds a settlement run by an Alpha from his past.

Stiles and his pack take Derek into their territory, welcoming him home.