Anonymous said: i would like a story where Stiles’ daughter brings home a
puppy and begs to keep it and deputy Derek attempts to arrest Stiles for
kidnapping his niece
OKAY BUT THIS IS INGENIOUS. I applaud you anon. Also, while I dig the sensitive soul Derek of later years, I sometimes miss Hot Asshole Derek Hale, so here you go:
It’s Stiles’s fault. He’s willing to accept at least half of
the blame, because he probably should have noticed sooner. And he would have noticed sooner, honestly,
if he wasn’t so freaking exhausted and gone half the time. That part isn’t
exactly his fault, but it’s just one more thing to feel guilty about—working so
many hours with Deaton on sacred Emissary missions, in order for Scott to be
considered a worthy enough Alpha to dispute the Hale territory lines that just
keep spilling further and further into the McCall’s claimed part of the town.
It’s a hot mess, and the Hale Alpha is being a huge douchenozzle about this, and thus Stiles can barely function at
home, when he even is at home. He has
flashbacks of his dad working non-stop hours after his mom’s death, and that’s
what has him finally catching a breath, staring at Izzy and the fuzzy brown puppy
Izzy has on her lap.
Izzy says, “I told you about her two days ago,”
with a petulant curve to her mouth.
Right. Two days ago, Stiles had been coming off an offensive
ward bender-slash-crash course and hadn’t been able to use his fingers for eighteen
hours straight after, let alone his brain. He presses his palms into his
eye-sockets, sighs, and says, “And Melissa said you could keep her?”
Izzy goes from petulant to shifty in three seconds flat.
Stiles groans. The thing is: he remembers hearing more than
one voice coming from Izzy’s room at night, Izzy’s been cleaning her plate at
dinner suspiciously well, and Stiles
should have known.
Goddamn it.
He needs to figure out a way to fix this, ideally without
anyone else knowing.
The puppy whines
softly and snuggles further into Izzy’s lap.
Someone was wondering why even people on TV with non-mainstream-TV-approved body shapes always look so good in their clothes.
The long and short of it is: their bodies aren’t better than yours. They just have people tailoring every single piece of clothing they wear to flatter their figures.
Off-the-rack clothes aren’t made to look good on most people’s bodies. The advice in the post was buy clothes that fit the largest part of you, even if they’re too big elsewhere, and have them altered to fit.
That post hit me like a lightning bolt. I have a curvy figure. I’m not plus-sized, but I’ve got a small waist and large hips. Which is great in certain types of clothes (dresses, mainly), but means that if I don’t wear fitted t-shirts or blouses–if they fall straight–I just look sort of… boxy. I need clothes that go in at the waist.
My grandma was an amazing seamstress, so when I needed clothes fixed, she was around to tailor them. When she got into her 90s and her eyesight was too diminished for her to sew, we started going to a woman in our neighborhood who’d lost her husband and had started doing alterations to bring in some extra income. OF COURSE I looked good back then. I had a tailor.
Then I moved away from my parents without really knowing How To Adult and would go to Target to get clothes and just get depressed by them and never realized how much of an advantage having people who could tailor my clothes (and, you know, parents to pay for having them tailored…) had been.
So. I have a 1970s Singer Fashion Mate sewing machine that is designed to weather the apocalypse–I got it at Goodwill for $20.
And I have begun researching how to tailor your own clothes. If anyone else was wondering about that after that last post, here are some helpful links I’ve discovered.
When and Why to Get it Tailored – This article is (annoyingly) set up as a slideshow, and focuses on getting a professional to do your alterations rather than doing them yourself, but it’s got some good advice nonetheless, such as:
Basic alterations that can make a huge difference, such as adding lingerie loops to keep bra straps in place (SERIOUSLY MY FAVORITE DRESSES FROM HIGH SCHOOL ALL HAD THESE AND WHY DID THEY DISAPPEAR IN EVERYTHING I WEAR NOW?), adding snaps between the buttons on button-down shirts for larger-busted women (you know how sometimes they gap? there’s help for that), etc.
Average prices (at least on the East Coast) for basic alterations: replacing a zipper will run you about $20, while tailoring pants or a skirt to fit your hips and butt will be about $35.
If you want to get a garment made of special materials (leather, fur, beaded/embroidered silk) altered, go to someone who specializes in working with that material.
What NOT to try to alter.
How to find a tailor.
Having that perfect dress that you love so much duplicated and how much that will cost.
Learning Alterations – Great step-by-step tutorials on basic alterations like how to take in the waist of jeans (essential if you have a smaller waist and larger hips, because it’ll stop them from riding down every time you bend over or sit down).
Tailoring Ready-to-Wear – A full-on online course from Craftsy (costs $24.99) with videos and individual lessons on everything from hemming pants to lengthening them to altering shoulders and armholes to adding hidden zippers.
Plus-Sized Fitting and Design – Another online course (this one’s $34.99) that looks like it focuses both on alterations and on actually making clothes that are flattering to plus-sized forms.
Alterations and Tailoring 101 – Not a how-to post, but this one has a lot of useful information and ideas, such as identifying which garments to alter.
Alterations Needed blog – A whole blog on this stuff, with a lot of detailed how-tos. It focuses on fixing things to fit if you’re shorter than average/petite, but contains a lot of great advice for anyone (like an entry on why button-down shirts often bulge in back and how to fix it).
Pinch and Pin your Shirt – Super-quick video tutorial (aimed at gentlemen), but useful for anyone who wears button-down shirts on how to fix a baggy shirt.
If I find other helpful tutorials, I’ll add them. If you know of any, please let me know!
“You think this is funny?” Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face.
“I think it’s hilarious,” Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. “Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!”
Set in an alternate universe in which Peter survived the Hale fire intact, but still psychopathic, and took a recently-orphaned Stiles under his wing. Result: An ultra-violent young werewolf with considerable moral deficiencies.
Derek doesn’t know about any of this, of course, because he left Beacon Hills a long time ago, when he realized that he wanted no part of his uncle’s crazy vendetta against humankind.
But now, a boy named Stiles turns up in Derek’s hideout in New York, ostensibly to recruit him for Peter’s pack.
The truth turns out to be something else, entirely.
“Hello, angel.” Stiles crouches next to Derek, smirking. His eyes have a gold-tinged, fiery gleam, and his curving black horns glint in the setting sun. His leathery wings fade into a dark, ashy smoke, which soon disappears, along with his pointed tail. “Watching over your human again?“
The fear of getting hurt again has only led you to hurt yourself. Come out now. Come out while there’s still some living left to be done. This person who hurt you doesn’t deserve to still dictate your life decisions. Your discipline and dedication to structure is an illusion. You’re still powerless because you’re letting certain incidents define your life. If you really want to be in control again, you have to learn to let go again. It’s the only way.
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