Gays Nowadays don’t know about Mika, this is so sad. Alexa Play Grace Kelly

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

Preferred place for guys to cum?

tanthesuperman:

To his senses

writing-prompt-s:

America has fallen to invaders. But somewhere in occupied San Francisco lurks a dangerous resistance cell, equipped with firearms, ingenuity, and a seemingly limitless supply of C4: the Mythbusters.

anamelesstraveler:

nogitsunelichen:

dylan-ohbrien:

NECK NECK NECK NECK

JAW JAW JAW JAW

#let’s be real #those two comments are basically derek’s internal monologue whenever he’s around stiles #along with #HANDS HANDS HANDS #ASS ASS ASS #MOUTH MOUTH MOUTH (via @shealwaysreads)

lilyan-v:

me: i’m high, i wanna do something
brain: let’s paint stiles
me: stiles?
brain: void!stiles
me: void!stiles is the best stiles
brain: correct
me: but i’m not good at painting-
brain: shh, you’re high, you don’t care
me: k

ritarmandi:

“I never understood
what made your lips on my neck
such an intimate affair

until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized

you could tear open my throat
and make me bleed out in your arms

but instead
you chose to kiss.”

To @nosetothewind94 because she finished her thesis!
YAAAAY! 🙂 Everyone deserve a gift after such a hard work. 🙂 I’m so proud of you!

I’ve seen this quote and I felt I must do something like this with it. Sorry – not sorry.

dangeroustoast:

Crazy pass in rugby game

fuckyeahbiguys:

We’ve waited a year to reblog this. Happy Bread Anniversary!

Because it’s important to celebrate the little victories in life.

allthetylertalk:

I knew I had it somewhere! In honour of the shorts making their comback, have the shorts from way back.