Self care is bundling yourself up in your bed with a 100k+ fic

general psa:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

driflloon:

my experience as a girl has just been “I just wanna be beautiful” for 20+ years it really is the root of all evil

charlesanthonybruno:

lizaleigh:

alphacrone:

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread.

#this is 90% of the women I know

Proven by the viral string of reblogs linking us to one another.

@brvd

leicawri:

‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

deannaboi:

jvlianbashir:

nx-01 enterprise: humble, optimistic roomba with wings. a little chunky, but charming

ncc-1701 enterprise: friendly brave frisbee off to explore the stars

ncc-1701-d enterprise: same friendly frisbee shape, but sleeker and more evolved now

voyager: a cool space spoon. streamlined and pragmatic

deep space 9: horrifying claw-shaped ex-labor camp that we repurposed from the enemy

discovery: fidget spinner

jonbutter:

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

shitpostingsterek:

“I wish my meal was what’s between your legs”