When our hero gets an earful of sass from our heroine and realizes his biggest kinks include a sharp tongue and a spine of steel

me: i wanna write

someone: then… write?

me:

Loki is a fucking diva

chris hemsworth without a beard looks like a funsion of every other vaguely attractive male actor. underwhelming. chris hemsworth WITH a beard could power eight suns through his raw sexual power

strangelyiron:

me reading graphic smut vs me me reading the first time they hold hands or admit their feelings

ririsasy:

Me, reading fluff fanfictions :

Gif by @pirate

demonzdust:

All Jackson Whitemore really needed was to have someone rough fuck him while whispering in his ear that he’s good at lacrosse.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

nightfalltwen:

sinriel:

prokopetz:

A tip for smutfic writers: the word “sizeable” will never be sexy in any context whatsoever.

“Idris Elba brought me roses and a sizeable homemade tiramisu.”

That is the sexiest sentence I have ever read.