Ron: So how are you and Malfoy?
Harry: He kicked me out of bed last night.
Ron: Why?
Harry: Because I walked into our room and as I was getting into bed I said “Is it okay if I…Slyther-in?”
Ron:
Harry: Get it?
Ron:
Harry:
Ron: I would have kicked you out too.
Okay, but an AU were Draco went to Durmstrang instead of Hogwarts because Lucius didn’t want him going to a school run by Dumbledore.
And Draco shows up for the Triwizard tournament with his school right when Harry is in his awkward “holy fuck I’m bi as hell” phase.
Draco is excited to meet Harry Potter and he isn’t a little shit like he was in first year, but he’s still kind of a shit. Draco is impressed by Harry getting his name in the Goblet of Fire and roots for him over Krum.
Draco asks Harry to the Yule Ball and Harry doesn’t know what to say because he hasn’t asked anyone and no one has asked him.
Ron and Harry still have their fight, but Ron is also upset by the fact that both his friends are falling for Durmstrang guys, like what the hell!
Draco kisses Harry before the Durmstrang ship leaves and asks Harry to write to him.
Just gay as fuck Durmstrang!Draco trying to woo Harry during his year at Hogwarts.
Imagine 8th year harry and draco getting past their animosity
and one night when harry can’t sleep he’s wandering around the castle and stumbles upon draco who also had nightmares, so they kind of just start walking around the castle together at night when they both can’t sleep, and at first they walk around silently but eventually they start stilted conversations that turn into hesitant smiles and then easy banter
and then one night during their walks they come across the mirror of erised, and harry automatically knows what it is, even if the mirror’s image has changed to include a blond standing beside his parents. It makes his heart ache, that he desires something else that is so out of his reach, so he tries to ignore the ache and instead he asks draco what he sees, just a little curious, and draco just gives him a droll look and says “what do you mean, what do i see? it’s a mirror, potter, obviously i see you and me”
Just some normal teen boyfriends, nothing unusual 🙂
Harry: no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be-
Draco: Excuse me!? There’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow
“It was a true shock to the Wizarding World when, a month ago, Harry Potter was photographed kissing a man during the Summer Spell Ministry Gala. To make matters worse, the man in question was none other than Draco Malfoy.
Malfoy, currently a Healer-in-Training at St. Mungo’s, has a reputation (and a surname) that precedes him, so it was no surprise that wizards and witches everywhere were concerned about Potter’s love life.
When I mention this to Mr. Potter as we chat in “Hannah’s shop”, as he fondly calls Morning Potion, the cozy trendy coffee shop in Diagon, he just laughs out loud and brushes off the concern.
“Draco, dangerous? He’ll love that. No, we’re fine, he’s great. Coming out helped me leave the War behind, and talking to him was part of the process. We became friends before we could be anything else. To him, I’m just Harry. And it feels good to finally be Harry, just Harry. He’s my other half.”
Oh, well… No one can say he’s not smitten! I try to push him for a few more details about their relationship, but he’s a private man, as we all know (and love).
One thing is clear to anyone looking: Harry Potter is happy. And maybe that’s all that matters.