helenish:

helpwess:

Sometimes you get hot and take off your striped hoodie, displaying the evidence of how you’ve accidentally been working out all the time, and not actually eating all the pie the way you told your bros you were doing to make them feel sad.

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

HE TRIPPED AND DID 380 PUSHUPS

EVERY DAY. 

HE’S CLUMSY OKAY HE TRIPS A LOT.