“Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”
“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles…what are you doing right now?”
This is so funny, and so sweet, and so ridiculous. But the tags say it all – this is crack taken seriously and its done really well. Deputy!Stiles, Professor!Derek – Talia and Laura Hale – kittens – what more could you want? Oh, kissing you say? Well you get that too!
“You think this is funny?” Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face.
“I think it’s hilarious,” Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. “Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!”
I love this fic – experienced!Stiles with inexperienced!Derek. There’s some delicious miscommunication and pining – but it never crosses that line to become annoying and too frustrating. Instead its the absolutely believable idiot communication these two idiots would absolutely conduct with each other. Derek’s reticence to have sex without it meaning something is something I love tbh. I always think a guy with a past like he has would have this attitude, and would be acutely aware of the ways in which sex isn’t casual. There’s a happy ending, of course, and some gorgeous awkward but sexy smut 😉
“What happened to your sweet Camaro?” Stiles asked.
“His sister borrowed it,” Erica said cheerfully. “Drove to Lake Tahoe for the holidays and left him here without transportation and fending for himself.”
This was… perfect, actually. Stiles needed a fake date and Derek needed a drive. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll drive you to and from the party and in return I get to tell Mrs. Gordon you’re my date.”
“Fine.” Derek nodded.
Yes! Stiles had a fake date to the Holiday Party!
Okay, so let me tell you a thing. This fic is hilarious – the set up is perfection, Stiles is just – such an arsehole but you will love him anyway. And Derek? His sincere lack of giving a shit is just a gift. Christmas themed goodness here – complete with ugly christmas jumpers, snow, and gifts. Do yourself a favour and read it, it’s got everything you want.
“Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn’t.”
Okay so this is probably one of my favourite sterek fics, the characterisations are on point (Stiles and Derek are such assholes) and the premise is just hilarious. So many moments will make you snort with laughter, and then there’s the moments where you’ll feel your heart swell by about 3 sizes from the sweetness. It’’s a fantastic summery fic, which will make you want to feel the sea lapping at your toes and the sun on your face. It’s just such an entertaining read!
“You want me to kick his ass?“ Isaac asks, sounding probably a little too eager.
“No, I don’t want you to kick his ass,” Stiles says. “Look, he’s just being a dick. It’s nothing I can’t handle.“
“You’re sure?”
“Yes. Now go stalk Scott or something. Your sudden protective streak is giving me the creeps. Besides, I’ve had worse from you.“ – Derek goes to pick Isaac up from school and doesn’t like what he hears, so he decides to do something about it.
This is short, sweet, and so so satisfying. Love me some protective Derek, and I’m pretty sure this little fake relationship isn’t going to stay fake for long…
“It was a last minute decision. Single parents with children draw attention to themselves in this type of neighborhood, and this department didn’t have a big budget to relocate all the werewolf and werewolf sympathizers that were targeted on this list. We’ve combined a lot of our relocation assignments. It ended up working out that another family, Mr. Stilinski and his son, looked like a good fit for you guys, so you’ll be sharing a home with them for the time being.” Markowski grins at him. “Congratulations! You’re married!”
~
In which Derek and his daughter are displaced just in time for the holidays, matched up with Stiles and his young son in a government protection program.
You want to read this, you need to read this. Not only do we have Fake Dating trope, we also have both single dad!Derek AND single dad!Stiles, we have alive hales, aaaand we have both Hanukah AND Christmas celebrations – oh – and did I mention writer!Derek? This is a fabulous fic with everything you could hope for tbh, it’s got just the right amount of pining and miscommunication, flirting and making out.
prompt from etben: GIVE ME SOME FAKE DATING / FAKE MARRIAGE / MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE SHENANIGANS, FOR LO: I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
This is just a fantastically hilarious fic, not super long, but full of sweet and funny moments – and some of the best interactions with restaurant staff ever. Seriously. “Lizards in Basements”. You will cackle, I promise.
What happens at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium stays at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium. // Or, Stiles is totally going to be the best fake boyfriend ever. According to Allison and Lydia, he and Scott rate 17/20 in believability and 19/20 in cuteness. They’ve got this shit locked down.
Okay so first of I just want to warn you that the fake dating in this is Stiles/Scott but there is no actual relationship or sexy times between them – sciles is a not for me so I assure you it’s all just epic friendship. What you do get is some hilarious interactions between Stiles and Scott, and with the rest of the back via text and reference (honestly, it’s so well done). AND you get Stiles being his hilarious self and reacting to meeting Derek for the first time – Derek in well tailored suits – yep, it goes exactly how you imagine it. So funny and sweet, and I’m sure you’re gonna enjoy it!
“Oh my god, on the list of terrible things in your life, this can’t possibly be the worst.” Stiles says as he grabs Derek’s hand. He holds it awkwardly in his, aiming for tender and caring. He’s sure 98% it isn’t working. He’s holding Derek’s hand like it’s the knife Derek wants to stab him with. “So you’re going to buck up and smile your best I’m Dating Stiles Stilinski and I Like It smile or we get sexed by a lust demon! Your pick, Derek.”
–
The one where Stiles really didn’t plan on spending Valentine’s Day pretending to be Derek’s fake boyfriend so they could safely hunt down an incubus. Funny how life works sometimes.
We have Valentine’s Day, a succubus, a cupid, and Stiles and Derek being the most awkward of goobers. This is a really fun take on the incubus demon concept, and the ending is just awesome. Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Stiles does not work his Omega ass off to attract frat boy Alphas. Absolutely not. He’s at college to get his degree. If he’s crushing on an Alpha who never crosses the lines of propriety, well, no one needs to know, right?
Okay so this have ABO dynamics, but nothing nsfw, with Alpha werewolf Derek being adorable and traditional and protective. Super sweet, super cute.
When Derek receives an invitation to what should have been his ten year class reunion, he panics a little. He’s barely got his life together and the invitation specifies a plus one. Thankfully, Stiles is there to help him out.
Ugh this fic is just gorgeous okay? Derek and Stiles are both written so well, and the way that Stiles supports and protects Derek all the way through – it’s just incredibly heartwarming and totally romantic. I loved this fic a lot – if you want to be completely swept away in 3000 words – you need to go for it.
Derek decides he might be ready to start dating again, so the pack creates a signal that Derek can use if he ever needs saving from an uncomfortable situation. The signal somehow comes to mean that Stiles will pretend to be Derek’s boyfriend. Eventually, Stiles saves Derek so many times that the lines begin to blur.
In which there are fake boyfriends, flirting, music festivals, a bit with a puppy, a cameo by Jack Falahee, and honest kissing.
This one is another favourite of mine, it’s a really fun play on the fake dating trope – and another one where Stiles (and the whole pack) are protective of Derek and save him from panicking when confronted with overly flirtatious people. I kind of have a thing for them all coddling him somewhat? I think it’s because he’s my precious little alpha baby and I want him to be looked after and loved. Which he is, in this, there’s even a farmer’s market. Check it out.
Stiles starts looking around, like there’s someone who’ll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can’t blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she’d found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
Or, the one where Derek has to marry a human to save Clawbook and it turns out to be Stiles. He’s completely doomed.
Oh man, this is a nice juicy fic. Perfectly paced, with gorgeous moments and secrets and pining and the slow-build never veers into the tedious. The characterisation is spot on, the way the Hale and McCall pack are shown to interact is just so lovely. This is another of my faves, it’s perfect if you want something a little longer, and the art is the perfect accompaniment. Also note – the pics of Stiles that really stuck in Derek’s mind aren’t the sexy ones…its the big jumper and the pack of humans and weres that really caught his imagination. Derek you big domestic softy, don’t think we don’t see you.
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
OKAY so this one is the longest of the bunch, and is one of my fave fics ever so…please just read it. There’s pining, and alpha werewolf conventions, and networking, and forced bed sharing (that is a thing for me okay) and scenting, and safe words. Just. It has everything I want in a fic and I think you’ll all love it okay? I am stopping myself here otherwise I’ll write too many words about how good it is. Just. Do. It (Insert Shia LaBeouf impression here)
That’s all for now my lovelies – I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I have! Don’t forget my ask is always open to suggestions or recs!
“Beacon County Sheriff’s Department, this is deputy Mahealani speaking.”
“Oh thank god!”
“Stiles?”
“I, uh, I need some advice.”
“Advice?”
“Yeah. So, hypothetically, say you met your boyfriend’s mother and sister for the first time ever. Completely by accident. In the grocery store. And they convinced you to help them make a dinner to surprise aforementioned boyfriend when he got home after work. What would you do?”
Danny paused, and then, “Stiles, you don’t have a boyfriend.”
“That’s not the point! And I said hypothetically.”
“Stiles…what are you doing right now?”
This is so funny, and so sweet, and so ridiculous. But the tags say it all – this is crack taken seriously and its done really well. Deputy!Stiles, Professor!Derek – Talia and Laura Hale – kittens – what more could you want? Oh, kissing you say? Well you get that too!
“You think this is funny?” Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles’ stupid smirking face.
“I think it’s hilarious,” Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. “Dude, it’s not like it’s forever, we’ll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I’ll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!”
I love this fic – experienced!Stiles with inexperienced!Derek. There’s some delicious miscommunication and pining – but it never crosses that line to become annoying and too frustrating. Instead its the absolutely believable idiot communication these two idiots would absolutely conduct with each other. Derek’s reticence to have sex without it meaning something is something I love tbh. I always think a guy with a past like he has would have this attitude, and would be acutely aware of the ways in which sex isn’t casual. There’s a happy ending, of course, and some gorgeous awkward but sexy smut 😉
“What happened to your sweet Camaro?” Stiles asked.
“His sister borrowed it,” Erica said cheerfully. “Drove to Lake Tahoe for the holidays and left him here without transportation and fending for himself.”
This was… perfect, actually. Stiles needed a fake date and Derek needed a drive. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll drive you to and from the party and in return I get to tell Mrs. Gordon you’re my date.”
“Fine.” Derek nodded.
Yes! Stiles had a fake date to the Holiday Party!
Okay, so let me tell you a thing. This fic is hilarious – the set up is perfection, Stiles is just – such an arsehole but you will love him anyway. And Derek? His sincere lack of giving a shit is just a gift. Christmas themed goodness here – complete with ugly christmas jumpers, snow, and gifts. Do yourself a favour and read it, it’s got everything you want.
“Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn’t.”
Okay so this is probably one of my favourite sterek fics, the characterisations are on point (Stiles and Derek are such assholes) and the premise is just hilarious. So many moments will make you snort with laughter, and then there’s the moments where you’ll feel your heart swell by about 3 sizes from the sweetness. It’’s a fantastic summery fic, which will make you want to feel the sea lapping at your toes and the sun on your face. It’s just such an entertaining read!
“You want me to kick his ass?“ Isaac asks, sounding probably a little too eager.
“No, I don’t want you to kick his ass,” Stiles says. “Look, he’s just being a dick. It’s nothing I can’t handle.“
“You’re sure?”
“Yes. Now go stalk Scott or something. Your sudden protective streak is giving me the creeps. Besides, I’ve had worse from you.“ – Derek goes to pick Isaac up from school and doesn’t like what he hears, so he decides to do something about it.
This is short, sweet, and so so satisfying. Love me some protective Derek, and I’m pretty sure this little fake relationship isn’t going to stay fake for long…
“It was a last minute decision. Single parents with children draw attention to themselves in this type of neighborhood, and this department didn’t have a big budget to relocate all the werewolf and werewolf sympathizers that were targeted on this list. We’ve combined a lot of our relocation assignments. It ended up working out that another family, Mr. Stilinski and his son, looked like a good fit for you guys, so you’ll be sharing a home with them for the time being.” Markowski grins at him. “Congratulations! You’re married!”
~
In which Derek and his daughter are displaced just in time for the holidays, matched up with Stiles and his young son in a government protection program.
You want to read this, you need to read this. Not only do we have Fake Dating trope, we also have both single dad!Derek AND single dad!Stiles, we have alive hales, aaaand we have both Hanukah AND Christmas celebrations – oh – and did I mention writer!Derek? This is a fabulous fic with everything you could hope for tbh, it’s got just the right amount of pining and miscommunication, flirting and making out.
prompt from etben: GIVE ME SOME FAKE DATING / FAKE MARRIAGE / MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE SHENANIGANS, FOR LO: I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!
This is just a fantastically hilarious fic, not super long, but full of sweet and funny moments – and some of the best interactions with restaurant staff ever. Seriously. “Lizards in Basements”. You will cackle, I promise.
What happens at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium stays at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium. // Or, Stiles is totally going to be the best fake boyfriend ever. According to Allison and Lydia, he and Scott rate 17/20 in believability and 19/20 in cuteness. They’ve got this shit locked down.
Okay so first of I just want to warn you that the fake dating in this is Stiles/Scott but there is no actual relationship or sexy times between them – sciles is a not for me so I assure you it’s all just epic friendship. What you do get is some hilarious interactions between Stiles and Scott, and with the rest of the back via text and reference (honestly, it’s so well done). AND you get Stiles being his hilarious self and reacting to meeting Derek for the first time – Derek in well tailored suits – yep, it goes exactly how you imagine it. So funny and sweet, and I’m sure you’re gonna enjoy it!
“Oh my god, on the list of terrible things in your life, this can’t possibly be the worst.” Stiles says as he grabs Derek’s hand. He holds it awkwardly in his, aiming for tender and caring. He’s sure 98% it isn’t working. He’s holding Derek’s hand like it’s the knife Derek wants to stab him with. “So you’re going to buck up and smile your best I’m Dating Stiles Stilinski and I Like It smile or we get sexed by a lust demon! Your pick, Derek.”
–
The one where Stiles really didn’t plan on spending Valentine’s Day pretending to be Derek’s fake boyfriend so they could safely hunt down an incubus. Funny how life works sometimes.
We have Valentine’s Day, a succubus, a cupid, and Stiles and Derek being the most awkward of goobers. This is a really fun take on the incubus demon concept, and the ending is just awesome. Sweet, sweet, sweet.
Stiles does not work his Omega ass off to attract frat boy Alphas. Absolutely not. He’s at college to get his degree. If he’s crushing on an Alpha who never crosses the lines of propriety, well, no one needs to know, right?
Okay so this have ABO dynamics, but nothing nsfw, with Alpha werewolf Derek being adorable and traditional and protective. Super sweet, super cute.
When Derek receives an invitation to what should have been his ten year class reunion, he panics a little. He’s barely got his life together and the invitation specifies a plus one. Thankfully, Stiles is there to help him out.
Ugh this fic is just gorgeous okay? Derek and Stiles are both written so well, and the way that Stiles supports and protects Derek all the way through – it’s just incredibly heartwarming and totally romantic. I loved this fic a lot – if you want to be completely swept away in 3000 words – you need to go for it.
Derek decides he might be ready to start dating again, so the pack creates a signal that Derek can use if he ever needs saving from an uncomfortable situation. The signal somehow comes to mean that Stiles will pretend to be Derek’s boyfriend. Eventually, Stiles saves Derek so many times that the lines begin to blur.
In which there are fake boyfriends, flirting, music festivals, a bit with a puppy, a cameo by Jack Falahee, and honest kissing.
This one is another favourite of mine, it’s a really fun play on the fake dating trope – and another one where Stiles (and the whole pack) are protective of Derek and save him from panicking when confronted with overly flirtatious people. I kind of have a thing for them all coddling him somewhat? I think it’s because he’s my precious little alpha baby and I want him to be looked after and loved. Which he is, in this, there’s even a farmer’s market. Check it out.
Stiles starts looking around, like there’s someone who’ll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can’t blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she’d found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
Or, the one where Derek has to marry a human to save Clawbook and it turns out to be Stiles. He’s completely doomed.
Oh man, this is a nice juicy fic. Perfectly paced, with gorgeous moments and secrets and pining and the slow-build never veers into the tedious. The characterisation is spot on, the way the Hale and McCall pack are shown to interact is just so lovely. This is another of my faves, it’s perfect if you want something a little longer, and the art is the perfect accompaniment. Also note – the pics of Stiles that really stuck in Derek’s mind aren’t the sexy ones…its the big jumper and the pack of humans and weres that really caught his imagination. Derek you big domestic softy, don’t think we don’t see you.
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that’s not what it’s called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he’s not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
OKAY so this one is the longest of the bunch, and is one of my fave fics ever so…please just read it. There’s pining, and alpha werewolf conventions, and networking, and forced bed sharing (that is a thing for me okay) and scenting, and safe words. Just. It has everything I want in a fic and I think you’ll all love it okay? I am stopping myself here otherwise I’ll write too many words about how good it is. Just. Do. It (Insert Shia LaBeouf impression here)
That’s all for now my lovelies – I hope you enjoy reading these as much as I have! Don’t forget my ask is always open to suggestions or recs!
The thing is, they never actually talked about it.Then Scott made a joke one day, calling Derek his boyfriend, and Stiles had rolled his eyes. But he didn’t contradict him.
It’s hard to tell just how long his hair is but it’s night-black and shiny and soft-looking, little strands falling loose from the messy knot high on his head that Stiles feels strangely compelled to put his hands on, to grip tight, which is ridiculous. He’s never been into hippie guys or guys with long hair, but he’s thinking now he might need to reassess that life choice because damn, how much fun would it be to fuck that ass while tangling his hands in that hair like reins, pulling his head back and leaning forward to get closer to his moans….
Derek Hale is the most ruthless ballet instructor in Northern California. Rumor has it that Abby Lee Dance Company along with the show Dance Moms were looking to collaborate, even give him his own show, and he turned them down. Stiles isn’t so sure about the Dance Moms rumor, but he does know that Derek Hale is a force to be reckoned with, because the man glares at him the entire time Stiles is interviewing for the position of studio receptionist. It’s not the glamorous dance teacher job he’s been dreaming of, but it’s a step up. If he gets hired, he’ll be working alongside the Hale family, one of the most well known names in dance. Just even having that title on his resume will allow him to be a shoe-in anywhere he wants. He just has to, yanno, not die under the force of Derek Hale’s glare.
Stiles is just trying to go to work every day and earn a paycheck. It’s not his fault he keeps getting distracted by six feet of muscle and the angriest scowl this side of the Cascades.
Stiles is not looking forward to the mating run. He’s 16 and most wolves
that run at 16 either already know their mate or come out of their
first run without one. Derek is frustrated. This is his fourth run and
he’s only running because his mother has demanded that all of her
children do so. Maybe this will be their year.
Derek hasn’t ever participated in the Mating Run before. He has no plans
to. That is, until the cute barista from the campus coffee shop asks
him if he wants to go sign up.
Derek’s fourth Chase will be his last if he doesn’t catch an omega this
time. He’s starting to doubt this whole soul-mate thing anyway, at
least until someone from his past shows up and gives him the run of his
life.
“See? I need my daisy crown or I won’t get Chased.”
Stiles frowned. “And then I’ll have to do it again next year. I really
don’t want to do it twice.”
The good and the bad of getting Caught this year included not having
to do it again and the bad was he’d have a werewolf mate for the rest of
his life. Stiles is seventeen. He has a lot of life to live. Unless his
wolfy mate has no sense of humor or a temper. Those with no sense of
humor and tempers tended to hate Stiles the most and wouldn’t that suck?
Being tied to someone for the rest of his life who hates him. That
actually sounds like his type of luck.
“You’ll be fine.” Allison beams because she’s a sweet person and can
obviously read Stiles like a picture book aimed at toddlers.
The moment Derek stepped into the fighting ring and faced Stiles he remembered why he was doing all of this.
The
omega gawked at him and barely paid attention to the other competitors
Talia was mentioning and Derek smiled at the thought of having all of
his attention. Stiles blushed from the tips of his ears to his neck and
began to run his fingers through his hair while looking away.
Derek
began to wonder how far down that blush traveled when he shook his head
and tried to focus on the imminent battle. He caught the last of what
his mother was saying. “—have a good fight and good luck.” More clapping
and the horn that signaled the beginning of the fight sounded.
It turns out that Stiles, knowing about the wolves but not actually
being related to them or part of some other group like the hunters or
Deaton and his advisors, etc. is actually seriously breaking the rules. Not
that it’s usually a problem. Until he runs aground of a strange pack
that doesn’t like the way the Hales have been playing fast-and-loose
with Were law. They issue an Ultimatum, one that will change Stiles’s life forever.
Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit,
but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something
werewolves do, and his pack can’t afford to appear weak after the fire.
Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the
rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he
won’t be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.
“You’re not putting that up your butt,” Scott told him
flatly and Stiles couldn’t stop the pissed off whine he made, but his
friend continued. “Stiles, you can’t put that up your butt, you know
that. Your butt won’t be ready for anything to go in it until-”
“Okay, okay!” he said, flailing his hands to stop his friend’s
lecture. “Message received, no butt stuff until I’m pounced on by some
freaking animal in the forest and ravished to within an inch of my life.
Got it. Thanks, Scotty, I mean heaven forbid I actually try to take
control of my life and give myself a fighting chance or anything.”
“Not all alphas are animals,” Scott said quietly.
Maybe he was right, but Stiles wasn’t holding his breath.
What better theme for the Sterek Support Network’s July rec package than summer? Here are some of our members’ favorite fics and fanart that deal with the beach, vacation, and other summer themes. Enjoy!
Stiles is (still) single when the pack’s getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles’ unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound…and the two roped into competing in the Resort’s version of the Newlywed game. Only it’s completely obvious it’s going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn’t.
I love this fic so much, it’s kind of my headcanon that Stiles and Derek know the ins and outs of each other. Also it has some pack feels and silliness all around. 🙂 – rooming-with-a-narwhal
So this fic is one of my absolute favorites!! I mean derek and stiles are competing against married couples while in a fake relationship to play the game and they just work so well together no matter what and I love it… what I am saying is it is its cute and funny and if you havent you should read it – rocketshipposey
“I’m going to kill you,” Derek says to his brother sourly.
“Darling, please, no death threats when you’re off to camp.”
“At camp?”
Talia smirks, “Keep them quiet, at least.”
I love stilinskisparkles fics a ton and I seem to rec them all the time, but seriously they are all amazing!! This one casts the entire hale family (+scott) as addams family esque characters and derek is forced to go to summer camp with stiles made-of-sunshine stilinski and so its all super funny!! my favorite part of this fic is how ALL of the characters interact with each other! – rocketshipposey
Stiles and Scott get summer jobs at the exclusive Seawolf Beach Resort, and the last thing Stiles expects is to start taking surf lessons from the hot lifeguard.
A gorgeous summer fic. The setting and characters are beautiful, the angst and fluff is wonderful and the smut delicious. Plus, naked surfing Derek? Yes please! – stilinskiandthewolf
First of all it is hand-drawn?! Which is so awesome, it is so pretty and the style is amazing. It starts with a gorgeous drawing of the ocean and ends with cute sterek all cuddled up. I love it! – rooming-with-a-narwhal
Stiles goes camping with his friends in New Mexico after graduation where they befriend a biker gang led by Derek: a guy whom Stiles can’t decide if he will be either relieved or devastated to never see again once their week is up.
This fic is actual perfection I absolutely adore everything about it. It’s got everything you need in a fic; fluff, smut, angst and a wonderful ending. – stilinskiandthewolf
God, I love this fic so much. It’s always on my read list whenever I go on vacation. – @kilaem
I adore everything about this fic! It has biker!Derek, post-graduation camping, and a dog named Yoda. There’s also a soundtrack and associated art to make this a well-rounded experience. – prettygirlbpd
Derek is a beach bum/surfer; Stiles is his new neighbor. Feels ensue.
Beautifully written AU. I love the characterisation of Stiles and Derek and the setting is amazing. I can’t get enough of beach bum/surfer Derek! – stilinskiandthewolf
“So what you’re saying is; you’re a mermaid princess.” Erica concluded.
“Yes, clearly. That is what I am saying. Thank you for putting it so concisely.” Stiles sassed, frowning at her. He wasn’t fucking Ariel; this was so far from being a Disney movie it wasn’t even funny.
Or the one where a perfectly normal Beach Vacation escalates way too quickly, because this is Stiles’ life.
Hysterically funny with a perfect touch of angst and feels! – stilesbansheequeen
“It’s been ten years since he’s seen Derek Hale, but Stiles would recognize that ass anywhere.”
This is a gorgeous future fic with a Stiles that has grown up and moved to San Francisco, learned his sexual tastes and fully inhabits his role as a Dom. Derek has been away for 10 years with no contact and then they meet again. This is full of nostalgia and yearning, and gives you all the satisfaction of waiting a decade for the perfect moment. The spanking is written beautifully and evocatively and it’s really authentic. I had a big smile on my face by the end of this!
“Derek doesn’t get why he likes it so much.It’s just not – he hadn’t expected to need this. Not from Stiles. Not from anyone, ever. He doesn’t do this.Except he does, now. Because it’s for Stiles, and Derek – fuck, he likes it too.”
This is so, so, so hot. Okay? And it’s from Derek’s perspective (a fave of mine) and its just so beautifully written, the way this thing unfolds between him and Stiles and the way that he’s learning himself again through the things Stiles makes him feel. I adore bottom!Derek and this is some seriously well written smut. It just makes you feel the ache and the anticipation as you read and I wholeheartedly recommend it!
“Stiles realizes Derek has intimacy issues and tries to find a way to help them both better understand.”
This is a beautiful, gentle and interesting use of BDSM in a fic – its not overtly about power and control, and Stiles deciding to go down the route of bondage comes from wanting to help Derek develop his ability to be intimate. It’s a lovely relationship driven fic, with sterek having their problems but actively and positively trying to work with them. It has shibari rope bondage in it which is a THING FOR ME – just imagine how Derek looks when you’re reading it 😉 but other than that it’s all Stiles worshipping Derek – no pain or discipline, just a big ol’ dose of Stiles lovin’ and PRAISE KINK.
“Derek goes away to deal with a hostile rival pack, and Stiles calls him up to settle his nerves.
“Ah, you feeling a bit stressed out big guy?”
“Yes,” he says, voice raspy.
“It’s okay. I’m going to take care of you right now.“”
Oh man this is a gorgeous one – it’s entirely made up of phone sex but oh what a conversation our lovely boys are having. Its a lovely snapshot of a tender, trusting, loving relationship where Derek gets thoroughly looked after in all the ways. There’s moments of laughter as well as heightened emotions and downright filthy actions. Praise kink, tease and denial, light bondage. Unf. Its got it all.
“Stiles will never forget the day Derek first shoved the brand-new leather straps into his hands, mumbling a question Stiles couldn’t quite understand because all he heard was the unspoken I’ve never trusted anyone else with this. Stiles is sure he probably gaped like a fish for a full minute before throwing his arms around Derek and promising him anything he wanted, whenever he wanted it.”
I love this fic – mostly because I think I’m totally taken with the idea of Alpha!Derek eventually getting to the point where he needs to hand over the reins of responsibility and only trusting Stiles to be the one to take control. This is beautifully written, and while the kink factor is perhaps not your standard ‘this has all been thoroughly discussed beforehand’ there is an organic air to it that fits their characters I think. Canon Derek is hardly Mr. Communicative, and this kind of silent understanding and non-verbal communication is very believable for them. Incredibly hot – and check out the link in the notes to the image that inspired the fic – you will not be able to get the idea of Derek handing Stiles the leather restraints out of your head. I haven’t been able to!
“The last thing Stiles expects when he walks into Lydia’s exclusive S&M club is to rescue a sub who’s obviously been mistreated for a long time. His name is Derek, and when he awkwardly reaches out, asking Stiles to be his Dom, the urge to shield Derek from more pain is too strong for Stiles to resist. But Derek is still recovering from his past and learning how to set boundaries, so they have to take things slow.”
THIS IS SO GOOD OKAY? It’s a longer fic, with such a detailed and nuanced representation of a BDSM relationship – with Derek recovering after an abusive Domme (guess who) mistreated him, and learning his own boundaries again through his relationship with Stiles. Cue lots of discussion, testing of limits and going slowly – with dashes of miscommunication – but with a happy resolution. You know me – I should join happy endings anonymous tbh. Stiles and Derek’s interactions are so well written and even the miscommunication, Stiles being just that bit too protective and planning a little too far ahead just add to the authenticity of the relationship. The bdsm scenes between Derek and Stile are gorgeous – the imagery is smoking hot, and incredibly tender too. Seeing Derek slowly come back into himself and being able to ask for what he wants – whether its flogging or just eating pizza and relaxing is just – *sighs* Derek Hale and personal growth and happiness? That’s my ultimate kink. And seeing Stiles support him on that journey? Sterek heaven.
“What Derek finds when he opens the door is not at all what he was expecting. It’s Stiles, of course, but-
On his knees. Shirtless. In a- fuck. In a collar.”
Alright my lovelies – brace yourselves. Because this fic is one part of a series that is full of some of the most scorchingly hot sex scenes I’ve had the pleasure to read in the Sterek fandom. I chose this fic because it shows the beginning of their relationship in person, and can be read as a standalone and I’m figuring its appeal will be broad. It. Is. So. Damn. Hot. I love this Derek a lot. His perspective on Stiles and on the relationship they embark on are so well written and tender it just totally hits all of my spots. If you like this I heartily recommend reading the rest of the series – and the rest of this writers fics cause they’re awesome – just mind the tags 😉
““I was with you the whole time,” he replies, but he gets it. They hadn’t been alone together for days, and he just wanted to get his hands all over Derek, stake his claim all over again.”
This is a gentle, low-key kind of power dynamic on display but I had to include it because sometimes I think this is the only kind of dominant canon Derek would be happy being with Stiles. (Just sometimes – don’t get me wrong 😉 ) This is second part to an AMAZING fic called Cupboard Love (which I also recommend) but you don’t need to have read that, this stands alone as a totally sexy fic of its own.
“This isn’t exactly what Stiles had in mind when he suggested a little light bondage.”
OKAY let me just start off by saying prepare yourselves my lovelies because this is seriously hot stuff. Stiles tied down? Check. Bottom!Derek firmly in control of the whole situation? Check. Begging, finger sucking, come play? Checkcheckcheck. This is an amazing ride from start to finish (pun most definitely intended) and I can’t recommend it enough!
“Derek was the one who’d asked for it, telling Stiles they needed to talk in person with a text message. At first, Stiles had been worried Derek was regretting That Night, but Derek had assured him that wasn’t the case.
Still, being a scrawny teenager whose first year at college hadn’t been the orgy of sexual experimentation that he’d hoped for, Stiles had just a skoosh of anxiety about it.
(Or: Stiles meets Derek to talk about That Night. Derek offers to help him get rid of that pesky anal virginity. Smut ensues.)”
This is part two of the Happy Birthday Mr Hale series which I highly recommend but this is where Derek and Stiles’ BDSM relationship really starts going – it’s got older single-dad!Derek, babysitter!Stiles and a lovely (porny) BDSM conversation where they work out what they both want to try together. Loss of virginity, praise kink, possessive!Derek – its got it all and its got it good. I love this fic, and I love the way Derek takes care of Stiles – its filthyhot, smutty and kinky – but its also romantic and caring and tender.
“Derek turns Stiles into his very own living, breathing (and extremely responsive) canvas with some simple twists and knots in a rope.”
This is so so lovely – I love rope bondage and I adore the idea of Stiles with his pale skin and lithe body getting all trussed up by Derek – make it Shibari with all of the beauty and grace that comes with that? And you get this fic – full of sensually aesthetic beauty (which Derek is a clear lover of) along with delicious aftercare and interaction between him and Stiles.
“Tonight’s the rare occasion when he gets to take Stiles apart, piece by piece, and Stiles – annoying, mouthy, brilliant, gorgeous Stiles – lets him.”
Oh this is good – restrained Stiles and over stimulation with orgasm denial and then multiple orgasms. The second fic by the_deep_magic on this list because they are as good at writing Dom!Derek as they are at writing Dom!Stiles. This is so full of feels as well as being so damn sexy I just love it.
Thus concludes the latest edition of fic recs from Isobel’s extensive bookmark list. If you guys have any particular tropes or ideas for fic rec lists you’d like to see me do then just let me know – I’m pretty sure there’s lots more I could do!!
“Derek was pretty sure Stiles was actively trying to kill him. Had to be. No one could be this distractingly perfect and not have some kind of evil streak.”
a.k.a. the one where Derek can’t stop staring at Stiles’ mouth. Or his neck. Or really anything. He has a problem.”
The best kind of torture four our darling Derek here, Stiles knows exactly what he’s doing and so does literally everyone else but Derek. Cue internal torment while Derek can’t focus on a single solitary thing but Stiles’s mouth and neck and and and…well – you get the drift. Funny, awkward and totally sexy.
“It isn’t until the next time it happens that Derek starts to notice that it’s actually a thing for Stiles. Something that has to do with comfort more than sex, and it’s a little bit strange, but if it’s what Stiles needs, then Derek will give it to him. Whatever he wants.”
This. Is. So. Good. There’s genuine oral fixation here, with Derek’s perspective on Stiles’ needs. A lot of it is non-sexual but I’ll be frank, there’s a lot of dick-in-mouth action. I really loved this, as an exploration of their relationship, of Stiles’ coping strategies, and of their strange codependence. Derek’s total capitulation to Stiles, and his complete commitment to doing anything that makes Stiles happy just makes my heart happy, and the way he develops his own attachment to Stiles’ habits was the perfect ending.
“Scott was laughing at them. “Dude, how haven’t you noticed before?” he asked Derek. “Stiles’ll put anything that isn’t nailed down in his mouth. It’s like an oral fixation, or whatever,” he finished in a stage whisper. Stiles just rolled his eyes at Derek and shrugged, clearly he had heard that accusation before. Derek turned back to the book he had been making notes about – now sans pen – and ignored the fact that Stiles was sucking on the end of the pen again.”
Oh my. In which Scott thinks everything is funny, Derek suddenly realises that Stiles needs something in his mouth and Stiles gets to give his first blowjob. It even has a bit of Derek Hale talking dirty, which – *fans self* – is a personal favourite. Warning for oral abuse of highlighter pens 😉
“The Hales own an elite BDSM club, but Derek hasn’t taken on a client in years. Until Stiles.”
Okay, so this is a BDSM themed fic obviously – and the oral fixation isn’t explicit as much as implied by Stiles’…reactions. You’ll see what I mean. This is scorchingly hot, but somehow really tender at the same time. I foresee a happy, kinky future for Stiles and Derek in this kinky little au. Meanwhile, you’re gonna need a cold shower after this.
“Stiles has an oral fixation, and Derek has something pretty specific in mind for his pup’s enjoyment.”
Here be daddy!kink my lovelies, combined with Stiles with an oral fixation and praise kink. This hits quite a few of my spots and its that kind of filthyhot that I headcanon sterek as indulging in a lot. It’s also really fluffy and sweet alongside all that porn, which I imagine surprises no-one considering I’m reccing it!
“Stiles is sitting in English class when the thought first occurs to him. They’ve been talking about the ending of Jane Eyre, and Rochester’s fate, and the concept of disability as punishment, and his mind jumps to Derek ordering him to cut off his arm, and he wonders idly whether the arm would have grown back or, more likely, just healed over the stump immediately, and huh, he thinks with a sudden thrill, huh, there’s no way Derek Hale is circumcised.”
In which Stiles suddenly thinks about the status of Derek Hale’s foreskin and begins a descent into a deep fascination (fixation?) with his dick. It’s not totally oral fixation fic because apparently Derek has his own fixation – spoiler alert: it’s Stiles’ ass. BUT Stiles does in fact manfully protest the change in sexual actions before he gets with the programme and then its full steam ahead. This is a hilarious little insight into the strange world of Stiles’ mind, and his struggles through the realisation of his new object of fascination is awkward and funny. Derek is similarly awkward but at least he thinks he’s funny, Stiles is too distracted by his dick. Such spot on Stiles characterisation.
Derek comes back, Stiles has grown up, its slow and gentle and perfect.
Soo @hoechlbutt these are a few fics that you might like? I’ve never done a fic rec post before so if any of the links don’t work etc just give me a shout 🙂 It’s all sterek and it’s all got a happy ending – which is what I’m all about tbh.
You Complete(ly Irritate) Me by Rrrowr (E, 26k) Five times that it was hate sex and one time it wasn’t. Stiles is pretty sure that none of this is his fault.
Douchebag Rabies by lalazee (E, 3k) If it weren’t for the fact that Jackson wanted to hump the shit out of everything with a pulse, he’d really be enjoying Valentine’s Day.
It Creeps Up On You by 37cats (T, 4k) It’s not like Jackson even likes Stiles, he’s an annoyance that barely registers on Jackson’s radar. But Stiles just smells so damn good, Jackson can’t help himself.
Metamorphosis by ahab2692 (E,12k) It’s a thing born of hate and desperation.
Not So Bad by scottmcniceass (T, 2k) Stiles still doesn’t know how the hell he ended up tutoring Jackson in English, but he’s getting lacrosse pointers after school in exchange, so maybe it’s not a completely horrible situation after all.
Like Hunting Deer In Winter by lielabell (M, 1k) Stiles never thinks of Jackson, with his rough hands and his cheekbones and those puffy lips that would probably be perfect for sucking cock. Oh Christ. His lips, which aren’t sneering or smirking or mocking at all, but are instead being used to press hot, open mouthed kisses along Stiles’s collarbone.
Just His Luck by eeyore9990 (E, 2k) The good news: A witch transports Jackson back to Beacon Hills in time for Christmas, saving him a few grand on airplane fees. The bad news: She wants his blood to summon Cthulhu. Also, he’s trapped in a closet with Stiles Stilinski. He’s not sure if that counts as good news or bad news, really.
Like An Animal by stilesune (E, 2k) Jackson thought that being a wolf would make him stronger, dominant, but his wolf really just wants to be fucked into submission. The strangest part is though, that it wants Stiles to do it. And Stiles is great at making his wolf yelp.
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