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Sterek AU: where Stiles and Derek get away to enjoy pumpkin- spiced Fall weekend.

“How about this one?” Stiles asks, pointing to a pumpkin.

 “The side is flat,” Derek says.

 “That one?”

“Too small.” Stiles points to another. “It looks rotten.”

Stiles huffs and crosses his arms. “Look, Goldilocks of Pumpkins, why don’t you pick a pumpkin then?” Stiles taps his foot as he waits. Derek scans the group of pumpkins, then chooses two near the back.

“These.”

“Okay.” Stiles starts walking towards the attendant.

“Aren’t you even going to look at them?” Derek asks.

Stiles shrugs as he hands the lady cash. “They’re pumpkins, dude. You’re the one who was all picky about which ones we got. I just want to carve into them and then leave them on the back porch until around Thanksgiving when they’re molded and rotten.”

“You’re disgusting,” Derek says, holding a large pumpkin in each of his arms. Stiles leans over and kisses his cheek.

“But you love me.”

Derek just grunts.

*

Stiles suddenly stops and darts away to the right. “Ooh! Pumpkin donuts!” Derek hears him yell as he watches Stiles run towards a booth. Derek readjusts the slipping pumpkin in his grip as he trails after him. “I bought you one,” Stiles says through a mouth of donut. He swallows, and points to a bucket. “I also want to bob for apples.”

“That’s so gross,” Derek says, wrinkling his nose.

“Oh, shut up, you eat bunnies,” Stiles says as he cradles the paper bag with the donuts between the pumpkin and Derek’s arm. Stiles moves onto his knees as he grips the side of the barrel. He leans down, his mouth open as he tries to bite into one of the apples. They keep sliding out of his mouth as he bites down. “This is so much easier on TV.”

“It’s not that hard,” Derek says.

“Oh?” Stiles asks, turning around to look at Derek. “Fine then, why don’t you show me how it’s done.”

“No.”

“That’s what I thought.”

Derek huffs, his face pinched in a scowl. He sets down the pumpkins and donuts, and gently pushes Stiles out of the way. He leans forward and closes his mouth around the apple, extending his canines slightly to pierce into the fruit. He straightens, apple securely in his mouth. The people around the booth clap, and Stiles shoots him an exasperated eye roll. Derek takes the apple from his mouth and hands it to Stiles with a shit-eating grin.

“I saw what you did there,” Stiles says, biting into the apple. “Cheater McCheaterson.”

“I did no such thing,” Derek says, picking the pumpkins back up.

“Liar.”

Derek smirks, and Stiles slides his hand easily into Derek’s back pocket and offers him the apple.

*

Derek is sprawled in front of the fire in his underwear, his eyes closed as the warmth seeps into his skin. The night is cool, and they’ve created a small nest of blankets around the fire. He opens his eyes when he hears Stiles padding across the floor. Stiles is completely naked, the firelight casting a warm glow across his pale skin. Derek smiles as he watches Stiles lowers himself to the floor, careful not to spill the two steaming mugs in his hand.

“Do you like my Jack-o-lantern?” Stiles asks, glancing over to the fireplace where the two pumpkins are alit on both sides of the hearth. Stiles had tried for a complicated Batman design he found online, but it turned out to look more like an abstract piece of art.

“It’s…different,” Derek says, smiling into his cider. The hot liquid is sweet against his tongue, with a burst of spice. “Oh my god, this is fantastic.”

“My mother’s special recipe,” Stiles says, smiling into his cup distractedly. “She always made it for me and my dad when we carved pumpkins.”

“Mom liked hot chocolate,” Derek said. “But we always ate candy when we carved pumpkins.”

“Do werewolves go trick-or-treating? Did you dress up, or did you just wolf out and pretend?” Stiles grins as he nudges Derek’s calf with his toes.

“Yes, we go trick-or-treating,” Derek rolls his eyes. “How long will it take before you realize I grew up just like you?”

“Just with more hair,” Stiles says before taking a sip from his mug. He glances at the pumpkins. “My pumpkin is ugly.”

“It’s not,” Derek says.

“You must really love me,” Stiles says. “You’re lying to spare my feelings.” Stiles sets his cup down and crawls over to Derek and straddles his lap. He hooks his hands behind his head. “But at least it’s not boring like yours. Triangle eyes and a jagged mouth? Really?”

“Stiles, shut up,” Derek says, leaning forward and kissing him.

His mouth tastes like apples and cinnamon, like pumpkins and fall, like home.

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“What are you doing?”

“Being adorable,” Stiles says, rubbing his cheek against the soft cotton of Derek’s t-shirt.

“How’s that going?” Derek says, unable to help a small smile at the sight of the dumbass currently wrapped around his middle. He reaches down to card his fingers through Stiles’ hair, he doesn’t think he’ll ever stop being happy Stiles grew it out.

“Fantastically. You smell really good, I don’t know if it’s your detergent or deodorant or just natural, but you totally smell like a hug.” Stiles emphasizes his point by squeezing his arms tighter around Derek’s waist, “is this what crack feels like?”

“How the hell would I know what crack’s like?”

Stiles attempts a shrug, “I dunno, I figured your rough and tumble days in the school of hard knocks that is NYC would’ve wizened you to the cruel ways of the streets.”

“You think I smoked crack?”

“Shh,” Stiles says, tugging up the hem of Derek’s shirt to expose his stomach, “your offendedness is harshing my cuddle mellow.” He nuzzles his nose into the dip of Derek’s belly button and Derek can tell he’s grinning. His suspicions are confirmed when Stiles looks up at him, beaming.

“Hey,” Derek says, gently tugging on a lock of Stiles’ hair.

“Hi,” Stiles replies before ducking his head to press a kiss to Derek’s stomach. He keeps kissing all over Derek’s open skin, feather light and giddy.

“Stop,” Derek says without much insistence, more focused on snaking his hand down the back of Stiles’ shirt.

“Why?” Stiles says in between kisses that are getting progressively longer.

“I’m ticklish.”

“Bull shit,” Stiles says, nipping at Derek’s ribs before soothing the skin with his lips.

“It’s true,” Derek says, keeping his voice level, “I’m violently ticklish, I’ve sought treatment to no avail. It’s incurable.”

“I can never decide whether you’re hilarious, or just a complete asshole.” Stiles keeps nuzzling his stomach either way.

“I thought you decided on both that time I flipped your mattress over to wake you up,” Derek says and starts to lightly scratch Stiles back.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that, you’re such a dick.” There’s no heat to his voice and Derek knows he’s getting sleepy.

“Good thing you’re such a fan then huh?”

“Oh, dick jokes. Wow, you’re so clever,” Stiles says around a yawn.

“Go to sleep, Stiles.”

Stiles nestles closer to Derek like he can burrow inside him, “okay. But only because you smell good.”

Fuck You, Paul Bunyan!

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So you guys really really love Hoechlin’s beard. 😉 And these aren’t even all the beard related asks I have in my askbox, but these were the ones I feel like I could handwave enough to lob together for one prompt fill. So here it is! A fic about how a beard ruined Stiles’ life! (There’s actually a lot less beard love in here than I planned, but there’s a lot of love for the lumberjack image, so deal with it.)

* * *

Stiles is gonna die. This is it, this is the end, farewell cruel
world. Except, how cruel can the world be when it creates a person
that looks like… that?

The person in question is in the same gas station Stiles is, paying
for gas while Stiles is perusing the magazines. Or, rather,
pretending to peruse the magazines so he can covertly ogle the
object of his attraction.

The guy is tall, or at least he looks it. Without those big work
boots on he’s probably about Stiles’ height, but he just cuts such a
noticeable figure that it’s hard to tell. He’s broad, showing off
strong,  hairy forearms under the rolled up sleeves of his plaid
button-up, and Stiles only dares a quick look at the pert ass in the
dark jeans. Any more than that and he’s gonna have a situation
the likes of which he hasn’t had since he was a teenager, where a
brisk breeze could get him going.

But the pièce de résistance, without question, is the beard.
It’s lush, full, all kinds of words that signify something glorious
and soft that Stiles wants to rub his entire body against. There’s
the tiniest smidge of gray breaking up the black, and it’s not
hurting the image at all. Plus, the guy can’t be that old.
He’s got a full mane of black hair and not that many wrinkles that
Stiles can see. Not that it would matter, Stiles would still want to
be all up in this man’s business if he was a senior citizen. The
heart – or whatever is talking right now – wants what it wants.

Actually, the only real problem that Stiles can find is that from now
on there’s a very real risk he’s gonna pop a boner over Paul Bunyan
from sheer association.

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Hey Carrie. Can you rec sterek fluff fics? Comfort fics as well if there are some. Just found out that my cousin killed himself last night and I really need a distraction before I cry in my room. I think I need all the sterek love in the whole world right now.

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oh anon. /hugs/ i’m so sorry to hear about your cousin. that’s awful and you must be going through a really rough time right now. i hope that you’re able to talk to someone about what’s going on and you can get the support you need during this time. and all the sterek love in the world to you too, i hope some of the fics on these reclists (fluffy and happy endings) can distract you and give you a bit of comfort right now. 

please take care. all the best 

Operation Fluff Masterpost

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I still have a couple more prompts in my drafts folder, but here’s what I’ve written so far for Operation Fluff, sorted by ship. Go forth and enjoy!

Parker/Eliot/Hardison
“But I want to hear you sing!”

Eliot/Hardison
Baby the guard dog

Sam/Bucky
If you steal the blankets, I am going to put my cold feet on you.

Finn/Poe
In which they are terrible at flirting

Scott/Lydia
First date

Stiles/Derek
Prince Derek brings a present
The trampoline video
Cabin cuddles
Space prince Stiles and interpreter Derek
Gomez and Morticia
“I love your hugs.”
The most handsome man in the world
“You’re very endearing when you’re half-asleep.”
“Stop fussing, I’m just braiding your hair.”
Pizza for 4B
Painting the nursery
Lydia’s perspective
Birthday cake surprise
“It’s okay, I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
Sexy Firefighter

Oh look another one ❄

hale-of-stiles-heart:

“Have you been eating well?”

Stiles snorted as he hung their coats in the closet. Leave it to Derek to get all mother hen the moment he stepped foot in Stiles’ new apartment. Not that his concerns were completely unfounded. Stiles had been surviving on a steady diet consisting of ramen and Mountain Dew for weeks. He was a college student after all.

“Hey, I know I’m skinny but I’m not that skinny,” he teased back, closing the closet door and leading Derek to the living room slash bedroom, waving an arm to encourage him to take a seat.

“I didn’t― That’s not what I meant,” Derek forced out gruffly. He looked so disgruntled, forehead furrowed as he wrestled with his words, that Stiles couldn’t help but laugh and playfully slap him on the shoulder.

“I gotcha, big guy. I gotcha. I’ve been eating just fine,” Stiles placated. Heaving a sigh, Derek tossed a skeptical glance at the small kitchenette, raising a brow in silent question at the empty counter and cabinets. “Okay, so I mostly just use the microwave and those takeout menus but― Uh, I’m not really helping my case right now, am I?”

“No,” Derek answered deadpan. He strode into the kitchenette, eyes critically sweeping over the ancient rusted oven, the dated linoleum tile counters, the battered wood cabinets. He swung the refrigerator door open to inspect its meager contents: a twelve pack of soda and cartons of leftover Chinese takeout Stiles had been meaning to toss. Stiles winced, waiting for Derek’s harsh judgement and scathing criticism. Instead, Derek straightened, gently closed the refrigerator door and turned back to Stiles. After a moment he walked out of the kitchenette and towards the front door, Stiles jogging after him.

“Wait! You just got here! What’s the rush?” Stiles asked once they’d gotten to the closet where Derek pulled out his jacket, slipping it back on over his shoulders.

Reaching back into the closet he pulled Stiles’ red hoodie from its hook and handed it to him, with a succinct, “We’re going out.”

“Uh, sure. Okay,” Stiles said, hastily pulling on his hoodie and zipping it up to his chin, following Derek out the door.

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The Snow Day

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The park is filled with people as the residents of Beacon Hills are taking advantage of this rare snow day. Shrieking can be heard as various groups are sledding down the hill, while others are making snow angels, and some families are even building snowmen (hey there Olaf!). Derek Hale, however, has been out with his pack of friends for most of the afternoon having an epic snow battle.

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um, if prompts are still open? high school AU, stiles was going to ask derek to prom, turns out he’s already going with someone else so stiles keeps his feelings to himself, sulks at home with ice cream. this is kind of what happened to me so im hoping someone can thing of happy ending?

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Someone is throwing stones at Stiles’ bedroom window. Stiles determinedly ignores it. Digs his spoon back into his chocolate brownie flavored ice cream, and turns up the television. There’s another loud crack from the glass, and Stiles jerks his head up to check Scott hasn’t actually broken the glass. 

“Go back to prom, Scotty,” he yells, loud enough for even the neighbours to hear. “I’m not sitting alone like some chump while everyone else gets their freak on.”

Stupid, dumb prom. Stiles had been psyched, originally. He thought it’d finally be his chance to try and be more than friends with Derek. To purvey his feelings. To shower Derek with all the fucking flowers in the universe and slow dance with him to Whitney Houston. Except, when he’d casually slash dramatically thrown himself in front of Derek’s locker, and declared they should go— For fun! As friends! Without Derek being aware of all the glorious, romantic surprises Stiles had planned, obviously— Derek’s face had scrunched up in apology. 

“Can’t,” he’d said shortly. “Someone already asked.”

“And, you— you said yes?”

Derek had shrugged, slammed his locker shut, “No one else asked.”

“But, I’m asking! Right now!”

“I can’t tell him no,” Derek had given him a strange look, “Besides, it’s not a big deal, right? We can hang out there, still do all the stuff you suggested.”

Stiles had been going to suggest awkward, first time, deeply romantic make outs behind the bleachers. He’s not sure that’d go down well considering Derek is actually going with a date. A date. 

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An Excercise In Trust

by Peasantaries (AO3)

Fandom: Teen Wolf

Pairing: Derek Hale x Stiles Stilinski

Oneshot

Word count: 3.8k

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences

Summary: Derek purses his mouth tightly, looking from him to the t-shirt to him again. Then he hooks his finger underneath and wears it like a finger puppet.

He wriggles his finger, then raises his eyebrows.

Stiles stares back. “What’s your point?”

In which magic makes them realise their feelings.

Comment: SO CUTE! Pure fluff!

Read here!

– Mimi xxx

-> Sources: yijitumbles

V-cards for V-day?

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For @candybarrnerd as a part of @fandomcares

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174.

Stiles
drops his bat next to the rear of the jeep mercilessly. It’s been of
good service but now it’s covered in all kinds of stuff he doesn’t want
to think about. It’s going to need some proper cleaning later on; until
then, Roscoe is his only baby. He has half a mind to kick the bat for
extra measure. His whole body hurts, and his clothes are messed up, one
of his gloves ripped so his hand is sore and there is goo everywhere;
even Roscoe’s got some of that weird slimy substance smeared across the
blue paint. Stiles grimaces, tearing his gaze away from the atrocity
covering his beloved car. That’s what you get when you have to fight
goblins unprepared. They’ve gotten way too comfortable in resolving
conflict with minimum effort.

“You
know those extra padded layers we were talking about? Yeah, that might
be a conversation we should pursue further,” he says to himself as he
pulls the damaged glove off and lets it drop next to the bat. He flexes
his hand and winces as pain shoots up his arm. Off to his right, Scott
is going on and on about how absolutely ruined his day is, which would
be amusing if it weren’t the umpteenth time he’s bringing it up today.
He’s pretty sure the universe knows it’s Valentine’s Day by now.

“I
told you that when you bought them.” Derek appears next to Stiles just
as fingers wrap around the wrist of his sore hand. One of the blisters
has popped and bled a bit and Derek scrutinizes the damage. Stiles will
never understand Derek’s willingness to have his face so close to such a
disgusting sight.

“It’s
not that bad. I use a metal bat now, remember? No splinters that can
get infected and have my hand mutating to something twice its size,”
Stiles tells him. He might be exaggerating a little bit but hey, the
pain had been real. Real enough to make him consider asking Derek to saw
his hand off – just like Stiles had almost done with Derek’s arm. Sweet
memories.

This’ll
be healed in three days’ time. Not that that stops Derek from being
overprotective and sneakily trying to take the pain. Stiles sees the
faint blackened veins even if Derek tries to tilt his hand out of sight.
He slaps at Derek’s arm with his free hand until he lets go.

“Hey! None of that, mister. Don’t go breaking promises.“

“I never promised I wouldn’t take your pain.”

“Yes,
you did! We had this discussion again just 2 weeks ago, remember? I was
scolding you just like this,“ Stiles waggles his finger in the air to
emphasize his point, “and
I made you promise! I made you say- you said…” His eyes narrow when
he remembers Derek’s exact wording and realizes that he managed to
weasel his way out of it. “You ass.”

Derek gives him a pointed look, all smug and not half as apologetic as he should be.

“You,
Derek Hale, are one big buttface. You have a gorgeous face and a
beautiful butt but you’re also a buttface, meaning you need to listen to
me. I’m the man of the house, you know.” Stiles intends to remain
stern. But when Derek dips his head in his familiar fashion to hide his
smile he can’t help the outbreak of butterflies in his stomach. His own
facial expression melts into a smile as Derek curls a hand around the
back of his neck and pulls him in to kiss his temple.

“And that’s another diversion tactic of yours, huh?” Stiles asks, nudging him fondly. He strips his second glove.

“It’s
quite effective,” Derek says with a shrug. He lets his hand run down
Stiles’ back, as well as his side, and Stiles knows he’s checking for
injuries, so he keeps still and doesn’t make a sound even when Derek
hits a sore spot.

“I’m
fine, jeez. Go check with the others,” Stiles shoos him off before the
moment can get too intimate around the pack. Not that he’s not grateful.
He knows Derek will be cleaning up his wounds later; it’s like some
kind of after battle ritual, a bonding moment. Eventually, he will also let Derek take some of the pain simply because he gets to heal faster.

He
can’t help himself watch Derek walk away, going from one pack member to
the next, reaching out for each of them. Three years ago, Stiles would
never have been able to predict just how tactile wolf packs were and now
– well, he’s pretty sure there’s near constant contact between them
all. Jackson has taken a liking to it, though he’d needed almost as much
convincing as Derek. Stiles watches Isaac smile up at the alpha when
Derek puts an arm around his shoulders. The beta leans into his side for
a moment and nods as they talk.

174 days. Probably.

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