#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies
I love her so much
Tag: im cackling
Judith beheading Holofernes
The floor is drarry
fanficThe floor is bisexual
Harry PotterThe floor is
unapologetically gay Draco MalfoyThe floor is diabolical but loyal Pansy Parkinson
The floor is “I don’t
care if you want to date men but Malfoy?”
Ronald WeasleyThe floor is “Knew
this was going to happen from the start of the year” Hermione GrangerThe floor is “Potter.”
The floor is eighth
year drinking gamesThe floor is stolen
kisses in the nightThe floor is
relentless duelling in the dayThe floor is pining
Draco MalfoyThe floor is oblivious
Harry PotterThe floor is Draco
Malfoy’s redemption arcThe floor is enemies
to friendsThe floor is friends
to loversThe floor is drarry
fanfic
I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck
Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore
I believe in surfer Derek, just enjoying life without any worries, no more monster or crazy girlfriend. Just him, surfing and Stiles
I 100% believe in him too. Derek on his motorized surf board so even underwater monsters can’t get him.
“CAN’T GET ME, WERESHARKS!” -nyyyooooommmm-
And Stiles on the beach under an umbrella with his laptop. “You tell ‘em, babe!”
Yeah.
Pack playing ‘fuck marry kill’ and its Derek’s turn and he thinks about it for a moment and says ‘can i choose stiles for all of them?’
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That
me when im hungry
@weasley-detectives it’s you and me
Stiles and Lydia talking about how many times he and Derek have had sex.
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my –
shealwaysreads 