severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
Friends would have been better if Chandler and Joey ended up together. Like it’s Chandler and Joey, their lesbian neighbors Monica and Rachel, and their wacky friend Phoebe.
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The last comment is such a specific fucking sentiment I’m crying
I think Harry missed a great fucking opportunity to mess with Voldemort’s head. Like instead of looking through his mind, he should have put strange fucking shit in there.
Ron: What are you doing?
Harry: Projecting a shit ton of gay porn into Voldemort’s mind so he can’t see the Aurors coming for him.
Sterek AU: Derek keeps introducing himself as Stiles’ ex which is super confusing considering they never actually dated. Sure Stiles has fantasised about it, about the perfect life they could have together, but he’s pretty sure he would remember if it had ever happened. He doesn’t know what’s going on but he’s pretty sure he’s going to have an aneurysm if he hears Derek talk about their imaginary sex life or their “perfect love” one more time.
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