@loveyprophet:
Stiles wears a lot of oversized clothes and stuff. His pants accidentally fall
of his hips because they’re too loose, often flashing people with teases of
what underwear he’s wearing. He’ll wear an old loose shirt with a worn neckline
that’ll hang lowly and expose most of his collarbone. His jackets always fall
off one shoulder because they’re too big for him.
Derek’s in the background just
soaking all the little teases of exposed skin. Piecing it together
in him mind to form a very attractive
image before he feels guilty for thinking of Stiles that way—Stiles is too
young to understand what he’s doing. He’s too inexperienced to realize how
seductive he can be.
Then, Stiles becomes older and the teasing seems to
get worse. The older Stiles is, the more deliberate his flashes of skin are. At
18, Stiles will purposely wear loose neck lines and lean forward when Derek is
around so he can see the peaks of pink nipple. Stiles will purposely stretch on
Derek’s couch, so that his shirt can ride up while his pants are forced to sit
lower on his hips because it’s so loose it’ll snag on a cushion.
Sexy Stationary for Unconventional People by Jen Osmon
American artist Jen Osmon(previously featured here)has navigated through many careers to hone her undeniable quirky sense of humor. A former spy novel writer, illustrator, and a holder of a B.B.A. in Marketing, Osmon composes unconventional and sharp stationary for intelligent people with a cheeky sense of humor.
Her hilarious and sexy greeting cards cater to topics of love and sex, which are meant to be shared with your lover. Their adult theme aims to be given during special occasions, such as one’s anniversary or Valentine’s Day.
The sexual and risqué tone of the cards urges lovers to share coupons for intimate acts, such as a striptease, a quickie, or the fulfillment of a sexual fantasy during a special rendezvous. The erotic anecdotes can transform the most advance lover into a bashful puddle of nerves.
The sleek design reflects its sharp nature. Osmon’s clever text is always amusing and it is never vulgar.
This naughty display of affection is ideal for those who are timid in expressing their desires. They are an adorable and funny gesture, which demonstrate your superb sense of humor. Remember, intelligence is sexy! You can find her entire collection of paper goods in her Etsy shop.
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