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moisemorancy:

onyourtongue:

brinajay-27:

themasterpupil:

pumpkinmcqueen:

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ she was hungry she ain’t care

She confused like ā€œyo something wrong with ya titty?ā€

Aww lol

Looool

lmfaooooooo

werewolvesandarrows:

lena221b:

lena221b:

#okay so you KNOW where i’m lookingĀ #and can i just SAYĀ #IMAGINE THE SMELLĀ #(i’m gonna mash up every trope known to man here but just go with me)Ā #SOĀ #first son stiles at the fancy summer internship his daddy got himĀ #and like omegas usually take off work for a few days before their heats startĀ #but of course stiles is freaking stubbornĀ #and he has all these newfangled ideas about omega rights or some shitĀ #so he keeps showing up to work until the LITERAL day beforeĀ #because he doesn’t think he should have to hide a NORMAL BIOLOGICAL PROCESSĀ #like ā€˜i’m an omega it’s not like it’s a fucking SECRET that i have heats’ #ā€˜i’m
not gonna hide myself away just so that the poor helpless alphas don’t
have to think about the fact that i have a CUNT OKAY’
Ā #so not only does he come to workĀ #he fucking spreads his legs so obscenely wideĀ #that everyone in the fucking building can smell how RIPE he isĀ #but no one is allowed to even LOOK at him wrongĀ #because cmon the fucking kid is literally the most heavily guarded 19 year old in the countryĀ #so everyone just has to dig their claws into their palms and BEAR ITĀ #(but the poor janitors have the worst deal out of anyoneĀ #they have to clean all the spunk out of the bathrooms all week) (via @clarz)

#derek is probably his supervisor#and an alpha#OH WAIT#yes derek is his supervisor AND an alpha AND the son of the CFO#so like stiles isn’t the only privileged brat in the room#and of course they clash at first#because Derek is SERIOUS#and Stiles just ASSUMES that Derek’s going to live up to all the alpha stereotypes#he’s big and handsome and MANLY#so he’d def an asshole too#(he’s really not)#(and it pisses him off that stiles just thinks these horrible things about him)#(which of course makes him act mean)#(which affirms stiles’ assumptions)#(it’s a vicious circle)#AND THEN STILES IS COMING INTO HEAT#and he smells SO FUCKING GOOD#and maybe derek’s never been with an omega#he thought Paige was his mate and they were /waiting/ for her forst heat#*first#and then she passed away#and he’s been kind meh about it ever since#(virgin derek idk that’s a kink of mine we can go either way here)#but fuck if he doesn’t want to fuck Stiles’ brains out#and that was BEFORE he smelled like everything derek’s ever wanted#CUE THE ANGST#where derek thinks stiles would never want HIM#that stiles will spend his heat with his /friend/ Scott#an alpha with his scent all over stiles#that maybe Derek isn’t good enough (via @werewolvesandarrows)

okay my tags didn’t all post because I had too many!! It continued like this:

Stiles spends that first heat alone, with his toys, panting out Derek’s name as he fucks himself. So he KNOWS he needs to ask him the next time, but like… it’s Stiles, he can’t just go up to him, Derek might not even like him?

CUE shenanigans, with Stiles being awkward and obnoxious and spending WAY too much time trying to escape his bodyguards (who are totally Allison, Kira and Malia okay) and like, trying to get Derek to notice him. Derek noticed him. Derek notices everything. EVERYTHING). And like, Erica or Laura or Lydia probably tries to meddle, and Boys hears way to much about this whole situation and he just hates his life.

EVENTUALLY Derek and Stiles ~randomly~ end up at the same bar (it is so not random) and you know, one thing leads to another and Stiles is on his knees, blowing Derek in the bathroom, causing a scene probably because that’s how he rolls. And he convinces Derek to go home with him, to the apartment his Dad let’s him stay in. And it’s a little bit awk because Kira and Scott AND Allison live with him (SECRET SERVICE AGENT POLYAMORY FUCK YEAH)(SCOTTS TOTALLY THE PRESIDENTS PERSONAL SS AGENT). But once Derek gets his hands on Stiles’ skin they kind of forget that anyone else exists, and they have really hot, really loud, non-heat sex.Ā 

and live happily ever after the end

(also for Stiles’ next heat they probably go to Derek’s house… there’s sound proof walls. Kira and Allison and Malia are eternally grateful)

divide-by-triple-zero:

thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed