Can you BELIEVE that 19 year old dylan Obrien GRACED US with his sparkly wet eyes long eyelashes cocksucking open mouth buzzcut TWINK SELF with BONUS life ruining shoulder to hip ratio and BITEABLE deltoids ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
HONEYPOT is fuckin’ RIGHT like has anyone written a fic where fuckin’ stiles is basically a BOND GIRL who runs around seducing and then BLACKMAILING RICH AND DESPICABLE MEN?????
YES like dress him up as fuckin’ HONEY RYDER WEARING THE BIKINI KNIFE BELT STABBING ALL THE VILLIAN MEN then BOND DEREK CHILLIN AT THE MARTINI BAR HAPPENS AND HONEY LOSES HIS MIND AND FALLS IN LOVE
he’d probably be such a LOW KEY honeypot most of the time like all he has to do is wander around in board shorts and flip flops looking like a lost tourist and BATTING HIS EYELASHES at rich men and GIGGLING about how he’s HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK OH NO but like he’s got a real big fish on the line and he’s gotta SHOW OFF THE GOODS so every once in a while he puts on his TINY BOOTY SHORTS SWIMSUIT with the KNIFE BELT and EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN WITH SALTWATER STICKING HIS EYELASHES TOGETHER AND HIS MOUTH ALL OPEN, LICKING THE SALT FROM BENEATH HIS FINGERNAILS ALL CASUAL LIKE and then he prob almost FALLS FLAT ON HIS FACE RIGHT THERE IN THE SAND because WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WITH THE STUBBLE AND THE EYES AND THE BICEPS SITTING AT THE BAR NEXT TO HIS TARGET AND WHY DOES HE WANNA CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE
DEFINITELYYY Stiles would SO be gettin laid billionaire style RIGHT THERE ON DEREKS BIG YACHT sprawled out on all the cushions under the night sky UNDER DEREK with big explosions in the background as the credits roll
The premiere of Sterek Magazine, for all Sterek lovers. Set in an AU world where werewolves & supernaturals are out in the world, read articles and interviews with your favorite characters. [Read Here]
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Wow, it was hard work putting this together. Hopefully, everybody can dive into this little magazine and enjoy! I plan on making this an “every other month” kind of deal, starting after December. If I can manage it, there should be a December issue. This was my first try with making magazine, so with time, I might be able to improve certain things.
This really just came into existence out of my love for Sterek and creating. I decided that it would be something fun for everybody in the Sterek fandom to enjoy. A few years ago, there was actually another TW magazine somewhere, but it only lasted for a couple issues. So, now I thought I’d make something (hopefully) more permanent and turn it into an AU with some Sterek slow-build built into the mix….
For the next Issue:
I will be opening up submissions for fanwork (fanfic rec, fanart, edits, etc.) so that way you guys can be involved, too! As of right now, I don’t have any of the guidelines set up, but there will be some guidelines and rules put in place. Also, I want to create another blog page to handle all of the magazine stuff.
Additionally, you guys can send me questions for the “Ask Stiles” segment in the magazine right now. Just send me an ask starting with, “Dear Stiles” and end it with some sort of marker. (ie. –colethewolf, –curious reader, –lively werewolf). I can’t promise that everybody will see their question in the next issue, but I’ll try my best to make as most fit as I possibly can.
If you have any suggestions, comments, any questions about the AU universe, anything you think will be cool or funny to see, you can send anything to my askbox!
Bad news guys: I was drawing pirates and stumbled upon Man Bun Derek and his mail order vegan-friendly bakery that he runs out of his remote cabin in the woods, where he also makes animal-friendly treats for the local wolf pack.
i don’t want to see anyone be sexy anymore. tired of it. bored. have sex or wahtevr i don’t care just stop being sexy … it’s been done to death.. at least like spill some juice on ur jeans or somethin so i can relate 2 u… make that face that is like “this baby carrot that i’m eating isn’t like sweet it is instead that weird boring carrot flavor” it looks like this : but with bigger cheeks because u are eating the carrot anyways because you don’t want to waste it. UGH . hello ? i am typing on my keyboard to you. can you hear me ?
Witnessed a fight earlier where one lad was screaming ‘you wanna go?!? You wanna fucking go?!?!’ At someone and one of his mates, holding him back, just went ‘nobody wants to go anywhere, dave’ And I’m fucking howling
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