Tom Hardy and Riz Ahmed are reading IGN comments and Riz read the comment that said “ Venom vs. Predator vs. Alien “ and Tom’s immediate reactions was to say “GANG BANG” and then make a face of REGRET™
he sure as hell is one of us
Riz is one of us too because he has the face of complete acceptance. He’s with it
I am never, ever, drawing punk!Bones with all of his tattoos on display again.
Some of his tattoos have meaning, so here we go:
– The greek on his arm is the line ‘I will keep them from harm and injustice’ from the medical oath of Hippocrates.
– The list of Roman numerals on his ribs is Joanna’s birthday, listed in order as day, month, and year.
– The arrow next to it has Joanna’s name in the middle.
– On his chest is a compass with the words ‘Not all who wander are lost’, and it surrounds a heart. In some roundabout way, this combination of words and symbols mean that home is where the heart is.
– The words ‘primum non nocere’ on his left leg is Latin for ‘do no harm’.
– ‘I love you’, which is written on his left foot, is written in David McCoy’s handwriting, the last three words in the letter given to Bones after his father’s death.
This is abso-fucking-lutely wonderful and I need it on my blog!!!
ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.
so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss
lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph
Ok but imagine being the gf here
You’ve been chillin with ur S/O and u decide to get up and get a snack. U never talk to ur S/O’s roommate, but u wanna play it cool like u didn’t just have sex 20 minutes ago in this apartment while said roommate was probably home. Awk af, but u got this.
U look up and nod at them, about to offer a noncommittal “hey” or “how’s it going,” when the fucking roommate just
shealwaysreads 