Prompt: Stiles is mad because Scott STILL hasn’t seen any of the Star Wars movies and Stiles refuses to let him see the new movie without seeing the originals. But NOW Stiles has no one to go to the premiere with, and complains about it for weeks beforehand – until Derek hears him whining about it and says he’ll go with him because Derek secretly likes Star Wars.

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i will admit i am one of those hoes who hasn’t seen the original series bUT I’M WORKING ON IT
also sorry this sucks, i’m cleansing my writing skills, i got loads of writing to do these two weeks!

“… and how
very much dare you betray our
friendship in such a way, Scott?! I was rooting for you, we were all rooting
for you, how dare you!”

“Stiles-“

“You
changed man. After all the sacrifices I’ve done for you, after everything and you just go and do
something like this to me? You disgust me Scott.”

“Stiles,
it’s just a movie.”

Stiles
makes a high pitched frustrated noise and actually considers shoving Scott’s
face in a bowl of mayo to make him take it back.

He clutches
at his chest and curls forwards a little and maybe this way Scott will get how horrifying his words are.

But Scott ever the oblivious puppy just looks
at him with mild concern but still wholly unapologetic and Stiles just can’t.

He stomps out of the room as loudly and
petulantly as he can.

“I can’t
even look at you right now!” he yells over his shoulder and slams the door to
get his point across.

He power
walks his way into the living room and huffily plops down on the couch,
crossing his arms and definitely not
pouting at the TV.

“Trouble in
paradise?” Derek asks, cocking an eyebrow at him from the other side of the
couch.

“Scott
hasn’t see Star Wars yet. It’s been years,
Derek. Why does he hate me, why does he betray me this way? This may be the one
thing that breaks our broship.”

“I can’t
believe you still say broship.”

“I can’t
believe Scott hasn’t seen Star Wars!”

Derek
huffs. “Stiles drop it. So what he hasn’t seen it. Not everyone likes Star
Wars.”

Heathens,” Stiles hisses, slipping down
on the couch and puffing his cheeks. Never mind he’s an adult. He’s still totally allowed to be upset under such terrible
events.

Derek huffs
a little thing that Stiles knows it’s a laugh.

“Laugh it
up, Fuzzball.”

Derek raises
an eyebrow at him. “Really? You’re insulting me with Star Wars.”

Stiles’
mouth drops open a little bit. “You’ve seen Star Wars?”

“Of course
I’ve seen Star Wars.”

“I don’t
believe it.”

“I find
your lack of faith disturbing.”

“Ohmygod,”
he whispers in awe and thinks he falls a little bit in love with Derek right
then and there. “Marry me.”

“What,”
Derek’s eyes widen, flushing slightly high on the tips of his ears which is
still the most unfairly adorable thing
ever.

“I said
come with me,” he backtracks so fast he almost gives himself whiplash. “To the
movie.”

Derek
blinks at him for approximately an eternity before he nods a little. “Yeah I’d
like that.”

«»

Stiles has
chewed through most of his thumb’s fingernail by the time Derek meets him in
front of the cinema, wearing a brown leather jacket and a white shirt tucked
into his brown pants. He’s also wearing boots.

“Ohmygod.
Are you dressed as Han Solo right now?”

Derek ducks
his head, looking away as he gruffs out a completely unconvincing, “No.”

“Marry me,”
Stiles breathes out, still a little in awe.

“What.”

“You heard
me.”

Derek gives
him one of the special shy smiles that Stiles has been hoarding for years now. “How
about a date first.”

“I can work
with a date,” Stiles grins. “This can be it, here hold my hand and let me buy
you candy.”

Derek rolls
his eyes but holds his hand and lets Stiles buy him candy.

For a first
date it goes pretty great. They elbow each other during awesome scenes and
admittedly tear up during that one
goddamned
scene. Derek does the terrible yawn and stretch move and Stiles
laughs at him for all of the break but still holds his dumb hand and chances a
kiss on the cheek when Derek flushes.

When they
get out of the cinema and the weather has gotten significantly chilly Derek
strips his jacket, draping it over Stiles’ shoulder and says, “Keep it, it
suits you.”

Stiles
pretty much swears on his Jeep he’ll marry the shit out of this man, and he’s a
man of his word.

Hey, I wanted to send you a prompt, sorry for my bad English: oblivious!stiles, in tw universe with the whole pack knowing about Derek’s feelings but he’s trying to fight it. I don’t mind if there’s or not smut, but I’d love a scene like this: everyone trying to convince derek to something, but he just listens when stiles talks to him. I love your works! I don’t know if it’d be too long, you know, but I’d be totaly greatful! If you could make some jealous!derek, too. Thanks for the attention Xx

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(Rating: G
Word Count: 1361
Future Fic, Angst, Pining Derek, Jealous Derek, POV Derek
AO3 link

So, this took me ages, but I hope you like it!)

‘Derek! Let it go!’ Scott’s shouts.
Derek can hear the Alpha vibrating behind those words, not quite audible yet,
but enough to make Derek’s arm muscles twitch. He doesn’t let go. This asshole
hurt Stiles and it’s going to pay for it.

A hand rests on his shoulder, firm,
reassuring, not forcing him away from the faery, it’s just there. Derek swivels
his head to look at Stiles. He’s still too angry to pull his fangs back in and
blink away the blue in his eyes, so he turns back to face the faery. He snarls
at the mix of magic and fear that comes off the creature.

‘Derek, it’s okay,’ Stiles says. ‘I’m
okay.’

Stiles’ words are so soft, like they’re
just meant for Derek. And he is fine.
Derek can’t smell any blood, and his prevailing emotion right now seems to be worry.
Derek exhales and releases the faery’s throat. Suddenly Isaac and Liam are
there, gripping the faery’s arms so it can’t escape. Stiles pulls Derek away
from the scene to their cars.

‘You okay to drive?’ Stiles asks.

Derek can’t look at him. He’s embarrassed
and he’s scared of what he’ll find written on Stiles’ face. So he nods, looking
down at his hands. His claws are back to normal human nails, but there’s still
a little blood under them from where he’d started to dig his nails into the
creature’s neck.

‘I’m fine.’ He gets in his car and
drives away without looking back.

Keep reading

Okay but consider this. Stiles and Derek in a relationship OBVIOUSLY bicker all the time. But after their first actual fight, Derek is SHAKEN, okay. Because he’s already convinced he doesn’t deserve good things from the get-go, and then Stiles – this gorgeous, perfect boy who’s allowing Derek into his life and for some reason actually WANTS him there – is now seriously pissed at him and he’s just bracing himself for when Stiles has had enough of him and decides to leave. He knows it’ll (cont)

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utterly wreck him but he’s convinced it’s inevitable. So that’s how,
about a half hour after their first fight, Stiles, who is still very,
very pissed, finds himself holding Derek and shushing him gently,
whispering things like “of course I still love you, you big baby”. Yeah.
I just got feels.

Wait, I just need to go curl up into a ball for a couple of hours and cry.

“Are you- are you going to leave me?” Derek asks. He’s still standing in the same place Stiles left him half an hour ago, his voice a broken whisper, body deflated after yelling, and Stiles-

-Stiles forgets what he wanted to say because all he knows is that Derek has that closed off look in his eyes, the one that breaks Stiles’ heart, and now Derek is wearing it because of him. He’s never gotten that look from Derek, the one he saw there just after Boyd died, and…and…

He’s crossing the room before his mouth dares to make things worse, pulling Derek into his arms and biting down on his lip hard when Derek buries his face in Stiles’ shoulder and lets out a wrecked sob. Stiles has never heard that sound from Derek before and he finds himself shaking slighly, body still tense from their fight, not sure how to soothe him. To make him understand it was just a fight. That it’s okay.

“Listen,” he says, kissing the top of Derek’s hair. “I’m not going anywhere, alright? I promise, Derek. No matter what gets said between us, nothing will ever push me away from you. Understand?”

Stiles doesn’t know what’s worse, the thought of Derek shaking his head, or the fact he actually does nothing at all, just holds on to Stiles a little tighter as if to say, please.

“We’re going to fight, Derek. It happens. Sometimes it might get so bad I’ll end up sleeping on Scott’s couch just to cool off, but that doesn’t mean-”

“No,” Derek says, cutting him off and pulling back. His eyes are puffy and Stiles knows it’s not the right thing to be thinking at this moment in time, but he can’t help it because, truthfully, he never thought he would see the day where he would stand there and think someone looks more beautiful than Lydia Martin crying. 

“No,” Derek says again, shaking his head. “Just- not that, okay? I’d rather you broke something or screamed all night than leave me. Please, just-” he averts his eyes and wraps his arms around himself. “Just, please never leave me after. Everyone always leaves.”

Stiles knows how much courage it takes Derek to say those last words, and slowly pulling him back towards him, he wraps Derek up in his arms and runs a soothing hand up and down his back.

“Shhh, I’ll be here. I’ll be here. No-one is going to leave again.”

Stiles doesn’t know if Derek believes him, but he takes some comfort in the fact his heartbeat will have remained steady the whole time as he said it.

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@smellwhatdarachiscookin messaged me a little encouragement to get through my writers block (thanks for our talks, they make me happy!) and suggested I do a little ficlet writing. Here’s a little puppy fic in thanks!

“Derek has been so grumpy lately, don’t you think?” Stiles asks out of nowhere just as Scott beats him at a game of Mario Cart.

Scott raises an eyebrow. “Derek’s always grumpy.”

“-ER, Scott. Grumpier!” Heavy emphasis on the final syllable. “Ever since he came back from his trip around the country with Braeden he has been back to the Sourwolf of old and I for one am tired of it. We got past all the dread doctor business, you and I finally figured stuff out, we just graduated, and he’s just harshing the vibe!”

“Dude, you and I have been cool since like winter break. Regression to the mean, remember? Something had to go wrong at some point.”

“Derek coming back isn’t something wrong.” Stiles muttered, but cringed immediately when Scott turned to him in surprise.

“Is that…” Scott started to ask before cutting himself off. “Nevermind.”

Stiles let him go on wondering and quickly started a new game.

With that illuminating conversation in mind, Stiles set about brainstorming ways to cheer up Derek, which was no easy task. In all the time he’d known him, Stiles had found very few things that Derek truly enjoyed. Trying to think of something proved fruitless and Stiles despaired for a few days as Derek continued to host pack meetings with his furrowed brows and clenched jaw.

Kira proved to be the solution he needed when she announced Chewy’s litter of puppies was finally old enough for adoption and she wanted some help looking for homes. Stiles grabbed up the bunch, headed to Pet Smart for supplies, and directed the Jeep (which Derek had fully repaired on one of his less grumpy days) towards the loft.

When Derek opened the loft door, he looked down at the two squeaking kennels in each of Stiles’ hands with a judgmental brow raise.

“You have small animals with you.” He said gruffly.

Stiles grinned mischievously, ignoring the acceleration of his heart at Derek’s voice. “I brought Chewy’s puppies. Kira can’t handle them all and the pack’s kind of stressed getting ready for college, so I kind of volunteered you.”

Derek stared at him blankly. “You volunteered me for what?”

“To foster her puppies!” Stiles knew the forced enthusiasm wouldn’t work on Derek, but he couldn’t help but try.

“You’re kidding. Me and puppies?”

“You practically turn into one! You could probably even use your magic werewolf skills to house-train them extra fast.”

“Stiles…” Derek was crumbling.

“Please, Derek! Kira’s parents really weren’t expecting puppies and they don’t know what to do with themselves.”

“Oh my God, fine Stiles. Did you bring supplies?”

“Yes!” Stiles set the kennels down at Derek’s feet and bolted back down the stairs for the supplies in the car.

Not wanting to take a third trip, he loaded the dog bed with puppy appropriate food and toys and staggered back up the stairs. The door was ajar when he got back to the top and he pushed it open to find Derek sitting criss-cross on the loft floor looking awkwardly into the open kennels as tiny puppy figures stepped tentatively from their enclosure.

Stiles hid behind the wall and pretended to rearrange the goods in his arms as he watched a brave little puppy totter over to Derek and poke his fingers with its nose. Derek looked down at the puppy with apprehension, as though disbelieving the puppy would want to be near him. A smile crept up Stiles’ face as he watched Derek rub a gentle finger across the top of the puppy’s soft head and the little creature squeaked in happiness as it crowded further into Derek’s leg.

When the first puppy seemed happy, a few others drifted Derek’s way and a tiny grin found its way onto his lips as he lifted a few of them onto his lap. Stiles watched Derek lift each puppy and inspect it before setting it back down on his lap and he decided that was his queue to enter the fun.

“Whatcha doing?” He asked shyly as he sauntered into the open space, hands shoved deep in his pockets.

“Naming them.” Derek answered in a matter of fact tone.

“Already?” Stiles was definitely surprised. People only named things when they intended to keep them.

“Well I can’t go around calling them Things 1-6 now, can I?”

Stiles couldn’t suppress his smile at Derek’s frankness. “No, no I suppose you can’t. So what are they called then?”

Pointing at each pup in turn, Derek rattled off the names as though he’d known them for years. “Twizzler because she keeps smelling at the candy in my pocket, Boots because she’s got white paws, Nemo because he’s got a funny paw, Marlin because he’s always with Nemo, Winnie because she has sticky paws, and Buttons because she keeps chewing on mine.”

Derek looked up at Stiles once he’d finished roll call to find the younger man staring at him fondly.

“What?” He asked, looking back down at his lap awkwardly.

“You’re going to keep them aren’t you?” Stiles asked.

“Yeah.” Derek replied, cracking a genuine smile for the first time in too long. “They like me.”

Stiles’ heart clenched a little at the wistfulness in the man’s voice.

“I like you too, you know.” He blurted, deciding it was finally now or never.

Derek turned the most startled look on him as his mouth fell open with surprise. “Why?”

“Because you’re the kind of person to pretend you hate puppies but then give each and every one of them a special name before agreeing to keep them.”

“Oh.” Derek said, looking up from beneath his eyelashes with a shy smile. “I like you too.”

“I’m glad.” Stiles smiled, strangely comfortable with the admission of feelings. “Now hand me Twizzler.”

Derek chuckled before picking up the requested puppy and plopping her gently into Stiles’ outstretched hand.

“Hello little buddy. Do you have a sweet tooth? We’re going to have to work on that. Don’t want you getting sick now do we?”

Derek watched the babyish interaction for a little while before returning to his own pile of puppies and letting them chew on his fingers. The two played for a long while until the puppies started falling asleep on various limbs and Stiles leaned back against Derek’s side in similar drowsiness.

“I’m glad you’re smiling again.” Stiles whispered before falling asleep.

“Thanks for making me.” Derek replied.

Hope you enjoyed the puppy pile 🙂

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OHMYGOD BUT WHAT ABOUT A FIC WHERE THE PACK MAKES DEREK GO TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION AND DEREK IS ALL LIKE I DIDN’T EVEN FINISH SENIOR YEAR HERE BUT THEY MAKE HIM GO AND STILES GOES WITH HIM FOR “MORAL SUPPORT” (READ: MAKE FUN OF HIM AND SNARK AT EVERYONE WHO TRIES TO MESS WITH HIM) EXCEPT THEY GET THERE AND EVERYONE IS LIKE “DEREK!!!! HOLY FUCK MAN IT’S AWESOME TO SEE YOU I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR FAM MAN IT’S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK WE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE BACK”

AND STILES BEING ON THE SIDE COMPLETELY STUNNED BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES DEREK ADN THERE’S MORE THAN ONE PERSON SIGHING AFTER HIM LIKE HE’S THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY AND DEREK KINDA GETS A LITTLE PLAYFUL AND SMILES

AND SOMEONE LOOKING AT STILES AND CLAPPING DEREK ON THE SHOULDER AND LAUGHING AND JUST BEING LIKE “YEAH YOU ALWAYS DID HAVE A THING FOR BROWN EYES, MOLES AND SNARK DIDN’T YOU”

I JUST

DEREK’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION AU I NEED IT SOMEONE GIVE IT TO ME PLEASE