Tag: parent!sterek

paintedrecs:

#Okay is nobody else seeing Expectant Father!Derek#in the hospital waiting room as the birth mother goes in to labour.#He’s been trying Stiles’ cell only about ten million times#leaving progressively angrier/more scared voicemails#-Stiles you promised when we agreed to do this you’d NEVER be unreachable where the fuck are you-#or -Stiles I’m getting desperate the doctors said it won’t be long now#Even Scott picked up before you did just get here before our kid does please-#And this is that slow turn when Stiles finally clambers in the door possibly#bleeding from some fender bender#-Is he here? Did I miss it???-#Derek just lets out a breath.#-Thank /god/. They were gonna make me hold the baby first and you’d never forgive me for it. Get in here.- omgsterekplease

spider999now:

it might only be 25th November BUT that doesn’t mean i can’t draw christmas art xD!!! haha so here you go! some happy sterek family christmas fanarts ;U;!

(i still need to figure it out how i’ll put this on a mug and all of that so i can post it on Redbubble as well xD! soon! i promise)

sterekseason:

I like to think that Stiles calls Derek by the most ridiculous pet names and they just get more and more absurd the longer they’re together, Derek fronts like he doesn’t like it but he secretly loves it and Stiles knows it….

“Hey Pookie.”
“Stiles stop with the pet names.”
“Okay Honey Boo.”

“Sugar Plum would you pass me the salt.”
Derek growls but still passes him the salt

“Honey Bunches of Lovemaking what time is the movie?”
“For Christ sake Stiles.”

“Stiles can you grab the diaper bag?”
“Course I can my Big Bad Daddy Wolf.”
“What the hell Stiles.”
“Yeah I heard it and I won’t ever use that one again.”

“Hello my little Snuggle Wuggle Hubby.”
“Nope.”

“Derek can you make sure Lo has her gym clothes?”
“What did you call me?”
“…Derek?”
“Why not something stupid like Fluffy Snuggle Bear or Love Bear?”
“You told me you have the pet names.”
“It’s been 15 years, they grew on me.”
“I KNEW YOU LIKED THEM!”

“Snickerdoodle I’m home.”
Derek kisses him until both of them are out of breath. Laura and John both pretend to vomit.

Sterek AU, where they have a baby girl and sign her up for swim lessons. Only one problem… Derek never learned to swim, and the parents have to get into the water with their kids. (Pt1)

ladydrace:

He eventually tells Stiles a week before classes start, and Stiles just smiles and has his dad watch their daughter while he takes Derek to the pool for private lessons. (Pt2)

Derek is nervous, but Stiles is with him the whole time, telling Derek he has him, and he’s not going to let him drown. Stiles might use a little “reward” system to get Derek in the water, you know, kissing, hugging, blowjobs. The usual 😉 (pt3)

It works, too. A week later Derek is comfortable enough in the shallow end to join Stiles and his daughter for the first class. (End!)

Aww, anon, this is adorable! Thankfully, Derek has a little more time to learn, because the first many lessons for small children all happen in very shallow water. And I also think that once he admits to his daughter that he’s actually not great, she’ll love learning with daddy. She’ll tell everyone that she’s taking swimming classes with her daddy, and a lot of people tell him how cute it is that he’s teaching her, but she of course doesn’t hesitate to correct them that daddy is learning too!

It’s fine, though, most people seem to assume it’s a ruse on his part, and he generally doesn’t correct them. 

In the end it’s a good deal, because while Stiles’ reward system is awesome and romantic it’s actually really good for Derek to get the basics from the actual lessons.

That doesn’t stop Stiles from rewarding Derek, though. 

“You did really good today, babe.”

“I didn’t even leave the paddling pool-”

“Shut up and lemme blow you.”

“…okay.”

Derek & Stiles happily married w/ 2 almost teenage kids and a dog. Derek being insecure when one day he discovers a grey hair on his beard and rushing to buy some tipe of hairdye(he gets the wrong colour) so he decides to shave. 1/2

pale-silver-comb:

Stiles is surprised to see shaved! Derek cause he kept the beard for years. One day after amazing sex Stiles sees that Derek has some grey hair on his temples and asks Derek if that’s the reason why he kept shaving. Fluff and comfort ensues.

*SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE* YES

Listen, though. Imagine Derek who hasn’t been beardless since he started dating Stiles. It’s a weird adjustment, especially for the kids who are like “did a witch curse your beard off????” because once they saw Derek’s beard catch goddamn fire and even then he didn’t shave, just kept growing it until it evened out again. Their Papa is as dedicated to his beard as their Dad is passionate about Star Wars (for the first six years of their lives they actually thought Halloween was some kind of sci-fi holiday because Stiles always dressed them in varying Star Wars costumes). 

It’s weird for everyone and the kids tease Derek mercilessly but Stiles, after a little teasing himself (of course), senses Derek is a little uncomfortable about it so he makes it his mission to make Derek feel as good as possible in his newly shaved glory. Sure, Derek does have a habit of falling asleep on the couch after reading and Stiles just can’t resist the temptation to draw a dick on his face at least once because he will always be proudly twelve on a scale of one to ten years old but, mostly, he tries to invent ways to make Derek feel like he isn’t missing something every time he goes to touch his beard and finds it’s not there. 

He pays just as much attention to Derek’s face during sex as he ever did (doing his very best not to lament the loss of beard burn) and spends a lot of time sucking hickeys just about anywhere that used to be covered with hair. He even takes up shaving Derek, insisting he read somewhere shaving “your man” is a great way to boost intimacy in a relationship; one of the kids, overhearing, yells IF YOUR RELATIONSHIP GETS ANYMORE INTIMATE I AM MOVING OUT AND SUING YOU BOTH. Derek wants to ask just how they plan on suing them but this kid takes after Stiles 3000% and if they say they are going to sue, they’ll find a reason and probably make a 30 slide long power point just to prove the point. 

Eventually, Derek isn’t able to keep the charade up any longer – not unless he wants to shave his head too – and he isn’t sure why he’s freaking out but he is. Maybe it’s because he’s getting close to the age his dad was when he died or the fact that Laura always used to joke that when Derek got grey hair she’d buy him a salt and pepper set, just to mark the occasion. Maybe it’s because he’s not as fast or strong as he once was and looking in the mirror reminds him of that every day now and even though he knows Stiles isn’t as fast and strong as he once was too – hell, they can have sex for an hour now without Stiles being in danger of coming (Stiles used to always be on round 3 of sex while Derek had barely finished round 1) – but suddenly, Derek feels like he’s less somehow.

Less capable. Less attractive. Less able. He’s been married to Stiles for nineteen years and yet, something in him is still terrified Stiles will wake up and realise Derek isn’t enough. That whatever Derek did for him before, provided him with before, is gone now.

Of course, this is a load of nonsense and when Stiles realises the reason Derek has been shaving is because Derek is afraid Stiles will leave him or, worse, stop loving him, well, he – first – gives Derek a lecture on why that could never and will never happen (yes there are PowerPoint slides and even a pie chart involved) and then spends the next hour listing all the reasons why Derek’s beard is the 8th wonder of the world before burning – literally burning – every razor in the house. Derek tries hard to keep a straight face throughout the whole thing but when he overhears one of the kids whispering from the next room – “oh no, dad’s being over dramatic again, how many times do you think he’s going to wave his hands? Fifteen bucks says at least forty. Do you think it’s safe to go to the kitchen to get a snack? I will literally pay you to do it for me” –  he can’t help but laugh. 

Within a week Derek is well on his way to having his beard back and Stiles doesn’t waste any opportunity to pet it with a reverent, “ah, I’ve missed you old friend”. Derek thought it would get old after the first five times Stiles did it and while it is annoying, Derek can’t help but feel butterflies churning in his stomach each time too. Damn you, Stilinski. 

sterekseason:

It wasn’t until they have kids that Stiles realizes how much Derek loves Halloween, but once he figures it out he made sure that their house was the spookiest on the block and that they have all the best pumpkins from the pumpkin patch.  Laura picks them out and then makes Stiles carry all of them to the Jeep.

Derek loves everything about the Halloween season.  When he was a kid they would decorate the whole house and go all out on costumes, but now that he has his own kids his favorite part is seeing how much they love it too.

Laura insists on being Yoda, and Derek is sure that Stiles put her up to it, but he can’t say no to her.  Not when she’s grinning from ear to ear because they found Yoda shoes.

And little Claudia is still too young to pick out her own costume, she’s only 9 months after all, but she does look adorable in her bear costume. 

He even let’s Laura pick out his costume.  She hands him a Superman suit and tells him that he’s like Superman already because he’s so strong and he helps people without them knowing. He doesn’t tear up at all when she says that, shut up Stiles.

Stiles manages to get away with just wearing a Mario hat, but Derek’s determined to get him in a real costume next year.  Maybe they’ll do a family costume like Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.