nice aus

ccrvoattanoarchive:

i was watching that hot jogger while driving out of the neighborhood but got distracted and crashed but i just woke up in a hospital room and said hot jogger is at my bedside because apparently they’re the one who called the ambulance

we have apartments next to each other and sometimes you’re blasting shitty music but other times you’re jerking off and that’s even louder than the music please quiet down

you left your sketchbook on a bench and i can’t really tell but is this supposed to be me??? am i really that skinny????

i’m late to work but can’t function correctly without coffee so i stopped at starbucks on the way and i have no idea how to use this menu please help me

we both live at the beach and it’s spring break so we bond over the hatred of college kids ruining everything

it’s a heat wave out and you’re wearing a goddamn hoodie so please take this water bottle i just ~~stole~~ bought from a hot dog stand before you die of overheating

we’re at the beach and my friend is off fighting people for a spot near the ocean and they packed a lot so yes, could you please help me unload my truck?

i tried to call a crisis hotline but got one number off and started ranting for 10 minutes before you got to speak and tell me i got the wrong number but now you’re worried about me and telling me not to hang up

i want to be ‘the man who can’t be moved’ level romantic but i spent an hour just trying to pick out a candy bar for you because i wasn’t sure what you like im sorry

my friend brought you along to an outing of ours and i get way too into singing along to mumford and sons songs in the car and my friend is laughing but you’re trying to imitate a banjo sound with your mouth because what’s mumford and sons without violent banjo playing

it’s my tradition to eat twizzlers while marathoning this show on it’$ anniversary but i ran out so i’m in the walmart candy aisle at 2 am crying because i can’t find the twizzlers please help me

thisdiscontentedwinter:

https://transformativeworks.tumblr.com/post/173587653654/magical-tattoos-like-tattoos-with-special

http://piyo-13.tumblr.com/post/173587653484/brenna-ivy-ive-worked-way-too-long-on-this

Both links remind me of magical!Stiles. The first one is prompts about magical tattoos and the second is art depicting a techno mage (which is amazing). But they both sorta fit a few headcannons of mine. Whenever I see magical, I always see him swathed in an array of magical tattoos. One of which is his familiar. He can call it out whenever he needs. He also has tattoos that allow him to connect to any sort of tech, sorta like that tattoo in the techo witch art, which gives him the ability to manipulate tech to his whims. It how he knows exactly what’s wrong with Roscoe all the time, so he can apply specific spells to keep his baby running.

These are wonderful!

I’m also working on an original fic at the moment where the mage in that has his familiar tattooed on his body, and they kind of move around when they get bored of being in the one spot. I can see Stiles’s familiar doing that–just popping out from under his shirt collar to see what’s gong on…

karaoke AUs!!

clotpolesonly:

-“i am the undisputed king of karaoke night here and this newcomer just stole my signature song how dare they, but fuck they’re really good and also cute fuuuck” AU

-“this random dude is really drunk and just sang an entire ballad directly to me whom he does not know and now I’m really flustered cuz he’s super cute” AU

-“my crush just sang an angsty song about unrequited love and I’m like 78% sure they were looking at me oh good were they really please say they were” AU

-“you keep trying to get me to sing duets with you but I’m so secretly in love with you i don’t think i could get through it without making it obvious and embarrassing myself” AU

-“my ex just drunkenly got up and sang a really emotional song about being in love while staring at me the whole time and I didn’t know they were still in love with me”

-or “I got super drunk last night and now the whole town is talking about how I sang a love ballad while staring directly at my ex whoops”

-“our friends badgered you into singing cuz they thought you’d make a fool of yourself but goddamn you’re actually really good” AU

-“stop signing me up to sing Taylor Swift songs i don’t care how cute you are i will still punch you” AU

-“our friends signed us up to sing a diet together and that would be great but fuck i’ve never even heard this song before wtf were they thinking please don’t be mad when i fuck it up” AU

-“you just sang every word of Look At Me Now flawlessly without ever looking at the screen and i have never been more impressed or more turned on in my life” AU

-“you brought your little cousin to the bar with you and you just sang Twinkle Twinkle Little Star cuz he asked you to and that was fucking adorable please marry me” AU

oopsprompts:

“Have you ever looked something in the face and truly known that it would kill you if it could?”

writing-prompt-s:

Instead of tombstones we plant trees: cemeteries are sprawling forrests. You are the grounds keeper of the oldest known cemetery. One day you start to notice something strange at the center of the cemetery: something’s not right with the most ancient trees

Some more cute au’s for all your otp needs

captanjamestkirk:

“We take a dance class together and our next routine calls for partnerwork, and we got put togeth-STop standing on my foot!” AU

“We live in adjacent apartments and our bedrooms are on opposite sides of a very thin wall and one night I heard you crying and talked to you through the wall” AU

“We live in adjacent apartments and one day I accidentally knocked a hole in the wall and into your living room I’m really sorry oh my god you’re naked” AU

“We’re both cosplayers and we somehow always manage to meet each other at cons dressed as a popular ship and people want photos of us in compromising positions and oops now we’re kissing” AU

“We sat next to each other during a really sad film and now we’re sharing tissues silently whilst we cry at the cinema” AU

“You and I both got arrested for holding up traffic to let a duck with ducklings cross the road and now we’re in the same holding cell” AU

“I was on my balcony playing music and you were walking past and stopped to listen because it’s your favourite band too” AU

“We bonded on the train through our mutual exasperation at another spiderman reboot” AU

“I work at a fruit store and you come in at almost every day and rearrange stuff on the shelves then leave, and we let you because it gives us something to do but today you made the apples spell” call me"“ AU

“I just came out of surgery and I’m convinced you’re my partner but you’re the just the long suffering (and super hot) trainee nurse” AU

Fluffy as cotton candy Aus

shittyaus:

because we all need some that make us warm and fuzzy inside sometimes 🙂

“I’m looking for my favourite kind of tea/hot chocolate/keurig coffee cup things and I spot two boxes on the shelf and I take one and oh hi, you like it too?”

Alternatively: There’s only 1 box

also imagine: Them enjoying the tea together

i’m taking pictures of the sunset here because it’s really pretty and I see you drawing the sunset and it’s such a great photo opportunity let me just- oh shit the flash was on um, hi?

alternatively: I come to this spot to draw the sunset all the time and I just saw a flash out of the corner of my eye. I look and someone’s pointing a camera at me. what the hell?

I decide to go swimming at night because there’s less people but there’s a group of people having a bonfire at my normal spot what now (OT+ friendly!)

I’m asking if the library has a book that I’ve been waiting for and you happen to return it just then

I’m low on cash by a few cents/forgot my wallet/card and you pay for my drink order at this coffee place hey thank you so much

I always come to this coffee shop to draw bc I love the atmosphere and someone asks to sit here sure I guess??

Alternatively: Everytime I come in here you’re drawing and they always look so pretty so I muster up the courage to ask to sit with you and you said yes shit now what

*insert obligatory one is sick here* but then person A taking care of person B gets sick and person B just laughs and said I warned you

imagine sleepy cuddles early in the morning or late at night or the middle of a sleepy afternoon please

teasing one when they can’t reach something on a high shelf so they climb the counter out of spite and then sit on the counter

friendly teasing in general ~~especially if it leads to kissing i mean what~~

annnnnnd I’m gonna stop here because I just realized how long this was Have fun with these and have a wonderful day!!
~Mod Karissa

wearealsoboats:

disgustingly cute domestic scenes to imagine your otp in:

getting slightly too drunk in the middle of the afternoon and slow dancing to dumb cheesy old music and kissing in a way that’s more laughter than actual kissing, mouths clumsy and hands gripping tight and sunlight slanting over them as they move lazily together

curling up on the sofa together, feet tucked under thighs and arms around shoulders, watch the kind of crap tv that only airs at 3am because they don’t want to go to untangle themselves to go to bed

hectic mornings when they each need to be somewhere and they’re rushing around each other, ducking into bathrooms and bedrooms and kitchen cupboards, pausing to straighten tops and press kisses to cheeks

going through old photos together and collapsing into laughter every three pictures, and zooming in on ones where they’re pulling awful faces or ones that were taken at just the wrong moment

getting ready for nights out together, standing shoulder to shoulder as they brush their teeth or get their faces ready or style their hair, knocking elbows and hips as they try and hog more space

standing quietly together in the kitchen after long, exhausting days, leaning into each other for support, breathing in the smell of home, fingers carding through hair and stroking down spines, until they feel like they can relax and smile properly again

spice up those coffee shop AUs

mermaidtechie:

authorkurikuri:

sure, i used to be a regular, but i literally haven’t been to this coffee shop in two years. how do you still remember my order??

you wrote my name down wrong the first time i came here and i didn’t correct you, but you’re really sweet and now i don’t know how to tell you you’ve been calling me by the wrong name for the past month.

i’m the manager and one of the other employees keeps drawing amazing art on the chalkboards, but i can’t figure out who it is?? i’ve been keeping a meticulous schedule to figure out whose shift it appears during

i work opening shift, but whenever i get there at 5:30 somehow you’re always already there, looking flawlessly put together. you haven’t even had your coffee yet. tell me your secrets.

we’re coworkers but we work different shifts and communicate exclusively through post-it notes. maybe i should just give you my phone number already so you can tell me more about the lady who ordered a latte for her ten year old.

you and your friend always sit at the table a couple down from mine and gossip in [insert language here], which happens to be a language i’m currently learning. i’ve been eavesdropping to try and improve my listening comprehension and oh my god are you actually talking about how hot i am???

i love hot chocolate So Much but it’s embarrassing to be the adult ordering hot chocolate at a coffee shop, so do you think you could announce that it’s a different drink when you’re giving it to me??

at the local coffee shop, there’s a chess set set up in one corner of the shop and every morning i move one piece. later in the day, someone else always moves a piece too. i’m dying to know who i’m playing against.

i’m a new hire and you’re trying to show me how to use the espresso machine. i actually already know how to use it, but i’m pretending to be incompetent so that you’ll keep talking to me. please don’t fire me.

@bygoneboy