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Meetcute Prompts: Werewolf Edition

meetcuteproject:

  1. I picked up what I thought was a stray on the side of the road last night and it turns out you’re a werewolf.  Um.  Can I offer you some pancakes?
  2. Hi there I know I don’t know you but I live downstairs and I can hear you through the ceiling every time you play with your dog and his squeaky toy.  And frankly, it sounds AMAZING.  Can I come in?
  3. I work at the butcher shop and we’ve never spoken but I recognize you from when you come in to buy fresh meat every month.  I don’t mind keeping the store open a little past closing since you’re running late and seem kind of desperate.  This may be weird to mention, but did you know your teeth are getting sharper while we talk?
  4. I know the sign says no shoes no shirt no service but I just had the WEIRDEST night and your shop is the only building with lights on this early and I’m really, really hoping you have some spare clothes behind the counter.  Help?
  5. My dog goes nuts every time she sees you and this time she got off the leash and tore after you, except now you’re both barking at each other and I’m not sure what to do.
  6. You look REALLY familiar and I think it might be because of the feral dog I’ve been feeding a couple nights a month and oh shoot you caught me staring and you’re coming this way.
  7. I’m really, really sorry I accidentally bit you during that kissing game at the party last night, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I THINK YOU’RE REALLY CUTE.  But, uh. I have some stuff I should tell you?
  8. I’m a wildlife biologist and I got called out to do radio tagging and release because a coyote trapper accidentally caught a wolf except I am PRETTY SURE you are not a wolf.
  9. Sorry I treed your cat, it was kind of an uncontrollable impulse.  I’m pretty strong and good at jumping, though.  Should I go up and get her down?
  10. Help my car broke down outside your place and it’s almost the full moon and I’m not saying I’m freaking out but do you happen to have handcuffs and how do you feel about using them on strangers.

The signs as Sylvia Plath quotes

Aries: “Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously near to wanting nothing.”
Taurus: “Would it be too childish of me to say: I want? But I do want: theater, light, color, paintings, wine and wonder.”
Gemini: “What is my life for and what am I going to do with it? I don’t know and I’m afraid. I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want.”
Cancer: “How we need another soul to cling to, another body to keep us warm. To rest and trust; to give your soul in confidence: I need this, I need someone to pour myself into.”
Leo: “Frustrated? Yes. Why? Because it is impossible for me to be God—”
Virgo: “What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly promising, and fading out into an indifferent middle-age.”
Libra: “I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his collection. Every story, every incident, every bit of conversation is raw material for me.”
Scorpio: “I’m dramatic and sloppily semi-cynical and semi-sentimental.”
Sagittarius: “Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night…”
Capricorn: “Nothing is real except the present, and already, I feel the weight of centuries smothering me.”
Aquarius: “Before I give my body, I must give my thoughts, my mind, my dreams. And you weren’t having any of those.”
Pisces: “It seems to me more than ever that I am a victim of introspection.”