this is by far the most incredible thing I’ve watched in days
This is why I try to see the best in people. This is why I will always take the side of people trying to make this world a better place. Incredible story.
we met when we were 4 and have been good friends ever since but our parents threw a new years party and it was late and we might’ve talked and shared a little too much
It’s bring your kid to work day and our parents have some weird job and they were giving us a tour of the workplace and showed us the ‘cooling room’ that basically helps keep all the computers cooled down and i got stuck in some kind of air vent and i dont know where my dad went, you’re the only one here. help
it’s 12am and this project was due over a month ago but if i turn it in tomorrow i wont fail the class. i’m sorry I procrastinate so much, please help me
i was supposed to meet up with you over an hour ago but ive been binge watching this show on netflix and i forgot im so sorry please dont be mad
you’ve been staring at me for long over 5 minutes and its getting weird now. I stared back at you but you still didn’t look away so now we’re both just staring at each other and not breaking eye contact
i was talking to this guy who usually annoys me and you yelled at him for talking to me because you know i usually tell him to go away but i was actually enjoying that conversation what the fuck dude
my parent has been yelling at me for the past hour, it’s midnight now and i needed fresh air so i went outside and you were sitting on my porch but who the fuck are you
I used to ship you and your opposite gender friend together until i realized you were both super gay so… hey what’s up, im pretty gay myself
im still trying to figure out my sexuality and all i know is that im definitely not straight when im around you
we sit together at the back of the class and i always put my feet up on the chair next to me and after you see me put my feet up you put your feet up but you look really awkward do you need help
i accidentally sent a shitty pick up line to the wrong number and you sent a shitty pick up line right back and it’s an hour later and we’ve just continued to share shitty pick up lines with a stranger
i saw you in a suit and i thought you looked really hot until i looked down and saw you were wearing crocs what the fuck
we’ve been best friends for a long time and we got into that really deep conversation mode and i asked how you figured out you were gay/what made you gay and you told me i did
youve been friends with my sibling for a while and my sibling along with all your friends ship you and me together which is just making things weird
you think im ignoring you but sometimes its just hard to look at you because youre so pretty
i went to a baseball game with my family but this is really boring so i got up and walked around the stadium before going outside and to the top floor and started spitting on peoples heads who were on the ground and you noticed me after i spit on the head of someone next to you and oh no time to run
i got lost in the forest and somehow i found this old cemetery and you were there crying and i tried to comfort you but you thought i was a ghost
im hanging out with out and all your siblings/cousins and you keep running through the firepit, please stop i dont want you to hurt yourself
i told you i liked your shoelaces and you told me you stole them from the president. lets share URLs
I crossed the street without looking and didnt get hit by a car but you still stopped me to scold me about traffic safety but i really need to get somewhere rn, here’s my phone number scold me more later
you thought i was stealing something from your workplace but really there’s just a bunch of things lying on the floor from someone else and i was just picking it up to put it away please stop getting mad at me
I was sitting at lunch from my friend and you sat across me from me and you keep looking up at me and hold on, are you drawing me?
“i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot” au
“this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au
“you’re the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you don’t believe me and tease me constantly about it” au
“okay i get it you’re a great thief and don’t want to go to jail but i’m the exhausted af detective that’s assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep i’ll get you a good deal” au
“okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face now” au
“my parents moved me halfway across the world when we were twelve and before that we were best friends but now i’m back and moving in across the hall from you so hi?” au
“i’ve been travelling a lot and somehow you’re in every single city i go to seriously what the fuck who even are you how are you doing this” au
“we’ve been nothing but friends for our whole lives but then we played seven minutes in heaven on a dare and now i think i might actually be in love with you” au
“ngl i thought you were the weak one of this friend group but your whole life just went to complete shit around you and somehow you’re still acting the same so if you want to be weak you can be around me” au
“my guitarist quit the night before the gig that could mean the big break for a band that i have put my soul into and supposedly you’re really good but i swear to god if you screw this up for me i will hunt you down and slit your throat” au
“it seems we’re the only two people in this class that actually know what the fuck is going on want to team up for this project and ruin everybody’s lives” au
“we started arguing about which hogwarts house this one character would be in and we completely lost track of time and now you’re demanding i take you out to dinner is this a date” au
“i’m the private investigator that was hired by your ex to track you down and you totally caught me sitting outside your apartment in a rental car so hi what up” au
“i came to check out this support group but things have kind of been majorly sucking lately and you were there and i didn’t even know anything was wrong but we’ve known each other for months what gives” au
“i’m the lawyer helping you get custody of your daughter and oops you’re all kinds of adorable with her and also i think she’s growing attached to me is this good or bad” au
“i meant to text the contact one above you in my phone’s contact list for a booty call but i didn’t realize i hit your name until i sent it so now i’m just sitting here feeling those little three dots hardcore judging me” au
“we started dating after months of sexual tension between us but then you moved across the country so now we’re trying to figure out how to make this brand new relationship work long distance” au
“so not to be rude or anything but i’ve been coming to this cemetery at this time on this day every week for fucking years and i’ve always been alone up until now seriously what the hell” au
“it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au
I’ve put up with too much, too long, and now I’m just too intelligent, too powerful, too beautiful, too sure of who I am finally to deserve anything less.
I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times
Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”
Reginald: *meows in distress*
Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”
Up then, fair phoenix bride, frustrate the sun; Thyself from thine affection Takest warmth enough, and from thine eye All lesser birds will take their jollity. Up, up, fair bride, and call Thy stars from out their several boxes, take Thy rubies, pearls, and diamonds forth, and make Thyself a constellation of them all; And by their blazing signify That a great princess falls, but doth not die. Be thou a new star, that to us portends Ends of much wonder; and be thou those ends. Since thou dost this day in new glory shine ~ John Donne
@andavs !!!! Imagine Fireman!Derek pulling out the Beacon Hills Sheriff Dept boys out of the elevator much to the chagrin of one Deputy Stilinski-Hale.
I think we all need to take a minute to think about how evilDerek had the potential to become. Villains always have a trigger. Derek ignored his and became a hero.
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