i just saw a thing on fb like ‘does somebody wanna be fake engaged to me for like 2 hours to try free wedding cake samples’ and im just…………………imagine ur otp
We are always happy to add to our tags! And do I even have to say that the majority of these are going to be a) Explicit, b) Porn c) not all that long, and d) PORN.
Here is that original dirty talk list. Please, enjoy Derek and Stiles exploring the kinkier side of their sex life.
3,005 I Sex Pollen, Dub Con Explicit They stare at each other from across the entryway, equally stunned, before Derek’s eyes dilate and Stiles realizes just how monumental a bad idea this may have been. (Or, the one where Stiles plays with wolfsbane and it doesn’t do what he expected it to.)
3,331 I Knotting, Rimming, Daddy Kink Explicit “You’re going to ride me, baby boy,” Derek says, breathing against his mouth. “Going to squirm all over my dick. Feel my cock grow thick and hard inside of you. Going to soak your pretty thighs with your own come, and when your all fucked out I’m going to carry you up to my place and take you apart.”
3,718 I Doggy Style, Knotting, Rough Sex, Dominant!Derek Explicit I part of the New Places To Do It series Derek gives his apology to Stiles hard on the hood of his car.
3,975 I Knotting, Humor, Innuendo Explicit Stiles thinks it’ll be funny to take advantage of Derek’s superhuman hearing. Whilst he’s sitting in Derek’s car. Whilst Derek is in the Stilinski house, having a man-to-man talk with his father about his intentions with Stiles.
4,907 I Daddy Kink, Safeword Use, Dom/Sub, Bondage, Top!Derek, Bottom!Stiles Explicit Stiles is so wound up, anxious and turned on at the same time, waves of fear and lust churning in Derek’s nose, on the back of his tongue. Stiles’ mouth works before he spits the words out, all at once. “Iwantyoutoknotme.”
4,997 I Dom!Stiles, Sub!Derek, Bottom!Stiles Explicit I part of the Steadfast series They’re in the middle of fucking when Stiles really notices it for the first time. He’s got Derek on his back and Stiles is sitting on his dick, taking things slow in an attempt to see how long they can stand it, how long it’ll take either of them to cave and pick up the pace. That was the plan but when Derek gets his hands on Stiles’ hips and Stiles can feel him tensing up in preparation to move Stiles the way Derek wants him to, he grabs Derek by the wrists and pulls his hands up instead, pins them down next to his head. He has no illusions about being able to hold Derek down but he’s feeling playful.
5,859 I Size Kink, Knotting Explicit Losing his virginity was hard enough when Lydia Martin was his sole focus. Now there are werewolves involved and this is way crazier. For one, there are a lot more dicks involved. (To be fair, in some of his fantasies, Lydia Martin had an impressive rubber cock.) Either way, Stiles doesn’t know why he thought getting rid of his pesky virginity was going to beeasier with Derek involved—the guy is practically allergic to doing anything the easy way and that includes Stiles. Being done. Because he’s easy. What.
7,176 I Girl!Stiles, Oral Sex, Orgasm Delay, Knotting Explicit um. just porn. complete and utter HET porn, trying to incorporate as many kinks as possible: girl!Stiles, knotting, multiple orgasms, squirting, wolfing out, dirty talk. seriously. this is 7000+ words of pure porn.
9,413 I Dom/Sub, Knotting, Rimming, Barebacking Explicit Derek always told him never to look into the eyes of a predator, but he feels less like prey and more like an equal right now, so he looks straight into Derek’s piercing gaze and says, “More, Derek, I need more,” and Derek lets him turn his head into the pillow when his voice cracks and he starts crying.
12,381 I Bottom!Derek, Sub!Derek, BDSM Elements Explicit Derek doesn’t get why he likes it so much. It’s just not – he hadn’t expected to need this. Not from Stiles. Not from anyone, ever. He doesn’t do this. Except he does, now. Because it’s for Stiles, and Derek – fuck, he likes it too.
14,960 I Dom/Sub Undertones, Biting, Barebacking Explicit Stiles wiggled a bit to adjust the fit of his skinny jeans and winced slightly. There was a fine line between paint and pants and he was pretty sure that line had frowned at him in disapproval two sizes back. He popped a few breath mints and resisted the urge to run nervous hands through his hair lest he ruin all of Lydia’s hard work. Stiles took a deep breath, sent up a prayer, and stepped into line at Howl, the most underground of underground nightclubs that Beacon Hills had to offer. Not that Beacon Hills had any other underground nightclubs but still, Stiles was there, ready to unleash his inner beast and walk on the wild side. Jazz hands.
16,957 I 6/6 I Phone Sex, Masturbation, Crossdressing, Boypussy Explicit (No, he doesn’t belong in porn anonymous—it’s not an addiction. It isn’t, he swears.)
23,102 I Knotting, Teacher/Student, Rough Sex, Rimming Explicit Stiles didn’t need Scott to tell him who their new English Lit teacher was. He knew it was Derek Hale. He also knew Derek Hale was hot.
27,227 I 3/3 I Escort!Stiles, Virgin!Derek, Knotting Explicit Derek is a junior in college, never could get the hang of social interaction, and is, you know, a werewolf. A werewolf and a virgin. And it isn’t like anyone is banging down his door to hop on his werewolf dick, save for the few pervs who acted like he was some kind of exotic toy to be played with andexperienced. So, when he sees Stiles’ ad on Hot Men 4 Rent, Derek is… interested. And who is he kidding, he’s read that bio every day since that sad evening with the chocolate chip cookies, and has every facet of it memorized. Stiles, no last name. Eighteen. Student. Good conversationalist. Likes to crack jokes. Fan of junk food but enjoys running. Werewolf-friendly. Werewolf-friendly. And there is his phone number and an email address. Plus all the moles.
34,754 I Fisting, Rimming, Prostate Massage Explicit “All I wanna know is… can you come a bit closer?” A story in which Stiles goes to college and levels up his relationship with Derek–amongst other things.
Some dude: Asexual? So you’re a plant?
Nymph: *daisies growing from her hair* Well yes but that’s beside the point.
how to love a mortal:
i.
stay away from him. gods
do not love. you are a god.
do not love something
that will someday die.
ii.
small-boned, soft-hearted,
voice smooth as stones.
when he breaks his ankle
you think to yourself:
oh, how easily the world
wounds him. oh,
how easily he bleeds.
iii.
he kisses you first. he
is thirteen and human
and he will someday die.
do not kiss him back.
iv.
you say: mother, can
a god love a boy?
thetis sharpens her teeth.
she says: well, what good
has love ever done?
v.
you were born a weapon
but you kiss him anyway.
you kiss him because
he is beautiful and temporary
and you do not yet understand
what it means to kill.
vi.
making love to him feels
like being remade, doesn’t it?
here, the knife in his mouth.
here, the starlight in his eyes.
here, his sweat on your tongue
like salt of the river Styx.
vii.
in this dream, you
kill Agamemnon.
in this dream,
there is no war.
in this dream,
he lives forever.
viii.
he puts your clothes on
and you forget he is mortal.
he puts your clothes on
and he forgets it, too.
ix.
when the world burned,
your mother whispered:
you knew, didn’t you?
i told you
not to love something
that will someday die.
x.
you do not say:
i knew, but i was selfish.
i am a god.
it is my nature.