juliaslouisdreyfus:

“I have known Emma Thompson for more than half my life, which oddly enough is also more than half her life. We actually stepped out briefly as teenagers, until she dumped me for a mime artist. We embarked on a career working together on stage, film, and television. I know it’s customary in a situation like this to say that as wild eyed ingenues, we could not possibly have imagined that one day we’d be standing on Hollywood Blvd, except that isn’t true. I could have imagined it, and did, as did everyone else who saw Emma perform back then. She was the most obnoxiously talented person and still is, that I’ve ever come across. She is a truly remarkable person.”

hermione: rules are Very Important™
hermione: -sets teacher on fire-
hermione: have you checked the restricted section?
hermione: our only answer is polyjuice potion, brewed extremely illegally in the girls’ bathroom. btw we have to steal the ingredients
hermione: we gonna fuCK time up, fuck what the ministry said, let’s save a gd hippogriff and an escaped felon
hermione: -knitting hats- don’t mind me, just tryna trick all the house elves into going free
hermione: -keeps a HUMAN BEING in a jar-
hermione: hey harry, u should lead us in a secret underground defense group. i’ll make a sign up sheet. don’t worry, it’s hella cursed
hermione: oh, remember that human being animagus i captured? let’s blackmail the shit out of her to get her to write an article for us
hermione: -uses confundus on mclaggen-
hermione: -obliviates her FUCKING PARENTS-
hermione: -runs away from school to fight the dark lord-
hermione: anyway, rules are Very Important™