the signs, yo

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Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you. They hold trustworthiness and honesty over everything else. To betray a scorpio is to betray yourself, and they will contemplate your demise in several different ways.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

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The Signs as Strange Planets

Aries: Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.
Taurus: HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there’s a sunset/rise.
Gemini: 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.
Cancer: GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.
Leo: Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.
Virgo: Kepler 438 b ; The most earth-like planet.
Libra: HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.
Scorpio: TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.
Sagittarius: Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.
Capricorn: J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn’s.
Aquarius: Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.
Pisces: HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.

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Sagittarius Slytherin Moodboard: 

Sagittarians can get sorted into House Slytherin. And not always as Quidditch players, either, although there have been jokes made about how the Hat will sort big, tall Sags into Slytherin just to pad out the team. Slytherin Sagittarians are sorted primarily because of their ability to dream; these Sags have a vision, and with the support of their House, can channel their energies to great achievements. In return they give their House something priceless beyond rubies: a sense of perspective. Temporary failure is not humiliating to the Sagittarius Slytherin, merely a temporary setback in pursuit of a goal. They can laugh at themselves even when other people are laughing at them, and of course that turns the joke on the idiots who came up with it in the first place. (How devious.) Although bright, these Slytherins will coast through their classes if they can get away with it; they’d rather envision the future than attend to the details of the present.

Zodiac Aesthetic Masterpost

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Aries: [Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Taurus

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Gemini

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Cancer

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Leo

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Virgo: 

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Libra: [Gryfindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Scorpio

[Gryfindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Sagittarius

[Gryfindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Capricorn

[Gryfindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Aquarius: [Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

Pisces: 

[Gryffindor] [Hufflepuff] [Ravenclaw] [Slytherin]

The best and worst people of the signs: Your friends and your enemies

The worst of the Aquarius: Literally too extreme. Too stubborn, and impatient, lives in their own made up reality and hates aggressively towards that which doesn’t fit their ideal, which is unproductive. Doesn’t compromise. Extremely disconnected, pushing away others. Unloyal.
The best of the Aquarius: Original, independent, curious thinkers. Intelligent and imaginative. They are the definition of a humanitarian. Straightforward. They talk less about people and more about ideas. Could actually improve the world.
The worst of the Pisces: Overly sensitive and dramatic. Petty. Their expectations and ideals are just too much. Impossible to please. They never stops dwelling on the negative or moping around.
The best of the Pisces: Dreamy and ethereal. Generous, affectionate, sensual and kind. Loves their people intensely and is extremely loyal to them. Cares for pretty much everyone.
The worst of the Aries: This person is very aggressive and short tempered. They abuse power and exercise control over others because of a superior complex.
The best of the Aries: Straightforward, no bullshit types of people. Passionate. Extremely fair person. A fair leader. Will stand up for what’s right, people they love and themselves. Good flirters. Adventurous, fun and brave.
The worst of the Taurus: Insecure as hell. Hypocritical. Tends to lash out unnecessarily, holds grudges, refuses to take healthy criticism, is often passive aggressive or coward like. Sometimes all talk, and no walk. They are harmless and laid back upon meeting but their insecurities and nit picking are revealed to those closer to them, causing them to appear “two faced”.
The best of the Taurus: Affectionate, makes good impressions on people. The most determined and enduring person you will meet. If they’re good looking the ladies love Taurus men. If they’re average the ladies will love them when they’re looking for a husband. Females are really sensual.
The worst of the Gemini: Because they keep their feelings internal and are versatile they can be extremely “two faced”, hence the twins symbolism. They can be extremely insecure. Complete disregard for genuine relationships and loyalties. Cowards who can’t show their inner hatred, but rather be cruel behind people’s backs.
The best of the Gemini: Gets along with everyone, pleasant to be around. Extremely sweet and adaptable. Just wants to please others. Impartial, non judgemental and unbiased. Spontaneous as fuck. Versatile, will try new things and is always open to growth.
The worst of the Cancer: Unknowingly hurts or bothers everyone. Because they are the most emotional sign, they are either extremely loving or extremely explosive. Overly dramatic, and complex. Lashes out with a strong victim complex, while being quite draining or abusive themselves. Also crippled by anxieties, crying often. Maybe the most fucked up person you know.
The best of the Cancer: The most loving and soft person you will meet. Will do anything for someone they love. Treats everyone with respect, and is a good ear. Nurtures you when you feel down. Couldn’t hurt a fly.
The worst of the Leo: So self obsessed it’s sickening. Feminine Leos selfies’ mean way too much to them, and they may do anything to constantly be in the spotlight. Males can be very boastful and arrogant. You will hear him before you see him because he is that loud, often provocative and stirring up fights. They can exercise excessive dominance.
The best of the Leo: Passionate and strong minded. Loves intensely, generous and affectionate. A healthy sense of self allows them to genuinely love people and get a long with them without the insecurities and issues most people have. Leaders who stand firmly for the greater good or what’s right.
The worst of the Virgo: The most judgemental person ever.
Has impossible expectations. Traditionalists. Boring. Failure to understand people and situations because of extreme narrow mindedness. Never satisfied with themselves or with others. Controlling. Acts like they have a stick up their ass.
The best of the Virgo: Intelligent and analytical. Perfectionist who aims for the best work. Just wants to do the right thing. Dreamer and thinker. Potential leader, ability to improve the world.
The best of the Libra: Extremely open minded, non judgemental, fair and soft. Rational and impulsively emotional at the same time. Laid back, well rounded people who are solution orientated.
The worst of the Libra: Superficial and obsessed with appearances. Only cares about what their physical appearances and relationships look like on the outside. Boring, with absolutely no opinions. Irrelevant.
The worst of the Scorpio: Makes you wonder how people can be so cruel. Extremely disconnected, unforgiving, overly sensitive and overly dramatic. Too damn complicated, explosive and high maintenance, to bother with. Hates almost everyone for extremely petty things. Doesn’t believe in gray areas. No one holds a grudge or hates like a scorpio. Also pushes people away in a very cold way to remain in full control of their feelings. Simply put, very fucked up people.
The best of the Scorpio: Very mysterious and very interesting. Somehow dreamy or cool. Extremely loyal to their friends. Their love feels very special and once they love someone it’s almost forever.
The worst of the Sagittarius: Air headed and can become detached extremely easily. They never stop talking to their ex and they hang out with bad friends. Inconsistent. Sometimes self obsessed. Can act surprisingly out of character and crazy when provoked because they are impatient.
The best of the Sagittarius: Genuine, self confident and open minded with a good head on them. Laid back yet straight forward, no bullshit kinds of people. Curious and adventurous. They have one of the highest potential in signs for the best friendships and relationships.
The worst of the Capricorn: Extremely negative and boring. Stubborn and comes off very cold. Never stops complaining. Is pretty irrelevant and blends into the background.
The best of the Capricorn: Laid back as hell, open minded and extremely loyal to friends/partners. They are always willing to listen to those in need, and help their friends. Practical and patient.

100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk