Awww Gri I love you too babe! I mixed the prompt and put a dash of Allydia in there for you and it got BIG, I hope you like it! All my love and gratitude to @mahnaxmahna for the beta work on this you’re amazing!
Stiles hated valentine’s day.
“No, that’s not true. It’s not like I hate it, okay? I just think it is a day made up for capitalists to earn money. I mean there is a whole section of the market just for it? It’s flower shops, food companies, teddy bears, restaurants, hotels, and a lot of our entertainment section is directioned to a day of the year made for us to spend money. It’s ridiculous.”
“You know that you actually sound like a whiny bitch without a date, right? Trust me on this Stiles, you don’t want to be that bitch. You want to be the fierce bitch who get’s the girl, or the guy, or the non binary person. Sometimes your pansexuality tires me. I mean, I have to cover all the bases, while you aren’t getting on anyone’s bases,” Lydia told him for tenth time.
They were lazing around Lydia’s office, waiting for the last print of pictures to decide which one they would put in the current issue, but their photographer was late. Stiles was currently lying in Lydia’s expensive couch that was indeed more comfortable than Stiles bed, while Lydia had her legs up on the desk. Perks of being the Editor in Chief and the creative director of the QUEER magazine.
“Right, why not throw it in your best friend’s face that he’s not getting laid, or getting loved. And also insult his sexuality in the process. Someday I’ll believe you and file a lawsuit against you, Lyds.”
“As if you would ever sue me. First, you know you would lose because Allison would kick your lawyer’s ass in the next generation, and second, you love me too much to risk it. Talking about Ally, I want to tell you something, but I don’t know if you can keep your bloody mouth shut.”
“What? Lydia? You can’t just look to me and say, look I gotta tell you something but I can’t. I have anxiety and I’m also very curious and nosy, you know I need to know, and I need to know now! Besides I would never tell anyone your secret.”
“You would. If it was anything related to Ally, you would sell my soul in a blink of an eye.” She gave him a meaningful look and he had to yield.
“Okay, you’re right. I would tell Ally. But she’s my sister Lydia, it’s like my duty.”
“I’m not criticizing the fact you put my girlfriend first Stiles. I would never get between you two, you know that, but I want this to be kept secret. I need it to be.”
Stiles sat up and took a second to look at Lydia, really look at her, and he noticed a emotion so rare, that it was almost like a pod person had taken control of his best friend’s body.
Lydia Martin was insecure, and there was only one reason for her to feel like that.
OKAY, but what exactly is happening here? Is Peter stealing Derek’s memories of Stiles so that Derek can move on after a breakup? Or did someone else steal Derek’s memories and Peter is now giving them back? Or did Derek trust Peter to do something ELSE but Peter messed with Derek’s memories of Stiles instead? I NEED ALL THE FICS. EVERY SCENARIO POSSIBLE.
okay but consider
nobody can remember Stiles except Derek, so Peter is looking at his memories to see if they seem genuine or implanted
nobody can remember Stiles except Papa Stilinski, who insists that he’s a) missing, and b) Derek’s boyfriend, so Peter is looking to see if Derek has hidden memories of him
Stiles has gone missing and Derek might have witnessed what happened and had his memories removed, so Peter is trying to find out what happened
Derek being plagued by memories of somebody who doesn’t seem to exist and them trying to get to the bottom of it
I could probably keep going XD
Derek who who ISN’T under a memory loss spell and needs a ‘true love’/mate what have you to break the spell and Derek has resigned to the fact that he’s screwed because there’s absolutely no one that fits that particular bill.
And maybe the spell gets broken but they don’t know how and Peter tries to draw out any memory or clue because it’s eating at Derek. And it’s just Stiles, Stiles Stiles Stiles. Which makes way more sense later when Stiles confesses that he tried to break the spell, because he couldn’t not try. He wasn’t expecting it to work.
OR MAYBE Derek thinks Stiles was killed and he asks Peter to take his memories so he won’t have to live with the pain that he lost another person he loved, actually the person he loved the most, the man he was going to spend the rest of his life with.
Then it turns out Stiles isn’t dead and one day he comes home, hurt and exhausted but smiling all the same, and Derek doesn’t remember. And Stiles tries to convince him to find a way to work it out but Derek thinks it’s better thay way, not loving is better than loving and losing. But Stiles isn’t one to give up, he’s been through so much to get back and he wants his life back, with his Derek and their future.
It takes a lot of pain and tears but in the end one kiss heals everything and they both get what they once had lost back.
What I heard: That’s fifty thousand for one night with Derek.
Look, there’s so many possibilities here. Maybe he’s a rich spoilt brat, buying a very expensive werewolf for a night and a hot dirty wrong PWP is the result of it. Maybe this is a ruse, where he needs to free Derek from slavery and the only way is to pretend to buy him for his sexual pleasure for one night. Maybe Stiles is part of a group of rebels who have been freeing key family members of high ranking werewolf rebels from slavery and he’s sent in as one of the few human members. Maybe Stiles is part of some underground organisation and he needs to buy Derek’s services from the Pack for a night to help him execute some terrible crime that ultimately has a good cause.
What I’m saying is… why isn’t there a thousand new fanfics spawning from this gif already??
I totally see where you’re coming from, but I get more of a dating show type vibe – all the alphas vying for a chance with a lovely omega (Derek only agreed to go on the show when he heard that Stiles had signed up and he may have threatened a few people to make sure he would be on the same episode as Stiles… but that’s not important). It looks like they are all trying to get ready for the events – you have Juston rolling up his sleeves to show off his arms, Glen flexing in the back trying to stand out, Wyatt just looks excited, Blake is chill and relaxed, and then you have Hoechlin Derek who looks a little anxious, and is staring off to the side (most likely where Stiles happens to be sitting..). Because the thing is, this sounded like a better idea in his head – he’d make sure to be on with Stiles and would win the heart of the guy hes been pining after for years… But now that hes here, with all these other alphas who probably have so much more they can offer Stiles, who are probably a much better match for such a vibrant, somewhat spastic, full-of-life omega like Stiles.. How can Derek even compete? He could handle the pining (shut up Laura he totally doesn’t mope that much!) but being rejected (on national tv of all places) by the person he loves? Being told hes not good enough by the only person whose opinion really matters? That he can’t handle. So he starts to fidget and look around for any way out of this ridiculous situation hes put himself in but before he can find an exit, he finds whiskey brown eyes that he would know anywhere… And they are staring straight back at him… Stiles offers him a shy smile and a tiny wave of his hand and in that moment, everything within Derek settles, he feels like he is finally in the exact place hes supposed to be. They don’t break eye contact as Stiles walks up to take his seat and no matter what the host tries to do, Stiles attention stays on Derek (who obviously wins by a landslide). As it turns out, Stiles had only agreed to go on the show to try and make himself look desirable to Derek, whose constant glaring made Stiles think he hated him (he was NOT glaring he was just nervous, shut up Stiles). In the end it makes for a pretty boring hour of television, but it does make for a pretty interesting story to tell their kids when they ask how their parents met…