For a short time there’s a trend on the Enterprise of wearing a fellow crewman’s shirt when you’re off duty. The trick is you have to steal the shirt, with he intention of returning it of course.
Certain crew members are worth extra bragging bonuses. Spock is pretty much off limits, as is anyone whose casual wear doesn’t really include shirts of some type. Jim’s shirts are worth more than Scotty’s and Sulu’s but less than Uhura’s. Chekov’s are considered beginners level. Bones’ is practically god-mode.
Someone manages to grab about three of Jim’s shirts at once and isn’t even vaguely surprised that they’re all band shirts, and none of the obscure bands one would assume. They’re actually fairly hardcore and loud. He goes into med bay to brag to his friends when Bones sees him and instantly turns on “the face of irritated disapproval” he’s so well known for.
“The hell are you doing with my shirt? I’ve been looking for that for weeks.”
And that is how the rest of the crew finds out that Jim and Bones are dating and how Bones finds out Jim hordes his tee shirts. It’s also how they find out that the doctor has intense taste in music, but that’s not really what they focus on.
Tag: the enterprise crew
There’s only yourself, your ship, your crew.
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship
Enterprise. Her five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to
seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has
gone before.
•Star Trek Edit•
USS Enterprise Crew
aka. Space Family 🙂
You’re part of something bigger now, lassie. Right? Dinnae give up on that. ‘Cause we’ll sure as hell never give up on you. That is what being part of a crew is all about.
— Star Trek Beyond (2016) dir. Justin Lin
Kirk: Okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’. We’re not twelve anymore.
Chekov: You sound fannytroubled.
Uhura: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Sulu: Someone’s having a tushytantrum.
Star Trek + The Onion Headlines [2/?]
could you imagine The Enterprise having like a yearly inspection and Kirk bugs out every time because the best running ship in the fleet certainly doesn’t become so because they follow the rules. He has to remind the crew a week in advance to actually call him Captain and use formal titles. Bones and Scotty’s shared bathroom which is one hundred percent a liquor cabinet/distillery cannot be a thing.
Sulu has to collect all of his plants out of everywhere that’s not the Botany Labs and hide the illegal ones he picked up during their journey in his quarters. Scotty has to remove all of his Scotty-Approved-Modifications from Engineering. Spock can’t work four shifts in a row and break the ensigns that challenge him in the gym to sparring matches. Bones can’t medically offer alcohol to anybody. Uhura needs to not curse every ten minutes, in any language. Chekov needs to focus more on his console and less on every pair of legs walking by his station.
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