The moment they reach the beach, the rest of the pack loses them in the crowd. Weird. What’s even weirder is that every time they almost manage to reach them, they disappear again.
One would think they were almost avoiding them. Huh.
(LOOK I KNOW SWIMSUITS AREN’T EXACTLY UNDERWEAR, BEAR WITH ME OK?!!!)
its fucked up to me how, like, we as a humanity can forget how to make shit. like how the west forgot how to make glass or some shit for a while.
nobody knows the exact way of creating lots of ancient stuff; greek fire and damascus steel are really well known examples, and material scientists are still studying roman cement because it’s better than modern cement
isnt that so fucked up
all because SOME MOTHERFUCKERS always think it’s a good idea to destroy libraries.
dont forget the part where greek ppl forgot how to write for like 300 years and had to create a new alphabet from the phoenicians’ bc they’d forgotten their own like they forgot how to w r i t e
The veil is thin here. It’s thin everywhere. Of course it’s fucking thin. Who ever heard of a thick veil? That shit’s lightweight, even sheer.
Like, shit, Agatha. There’s a reason they don’t call it “the down comforter between worlds”.
The Floral Shower Curtain Between Worlds. The Upholstery Between Worlds. The Plastic Tablecloth Between Worlds. The Velour Between Worlds. The Cheesecloth Between Worlds. The Spandex Bodysuit Between Worlds
And here we have my next series of mini novel titles.
no offence but when is star trek fashion going to become the new trend. when am i going to be able to wear a barely-there miniskirt that only just reaches my upper thigh and a tastefully ripped shirt in a pussy popping shade of command gold. when will i be able to exercise in the glittery holochromatic silver jumpsuit of my dreams. who’s going to take one for the team and design the collection that boldly goes where no fashion designer has gone before.
some suggestions:
dance instructor into soft bondage
exquisitely agonizing 90s-futuristic jumpsuits
everything from the way to eden but especially this, which to be honest isn’t far off from some stuff i’ve seen at h&m
dominatrix meets tina turner in thunderdome meets ritual combat
recent widow who owns a lot of exotic, illegal birds
the metallic stretch fabric says fun, the full-body harness says danger, the headband says aerobics instructor
twink
new ask meme: tell me which one of these iconic outfits you think i’d look best in
The most dramatic moment during my Camp Counseling career at an all girls camp was when a girl got a letter from a friend saying that Zac Efron had died and one of her bunkmates ran out of the cabin and shouted “ZAC EFRON IS DEAD!!!!!” and the camp immediately fell into chaos girls were crying in the middle of camp and running around spreading the news everyone was yelling and the counselors had to look up wether or not Zac Efron was dead (this is a wireless camp so the girls couldn’t access the internet and check for themselves) and then get out a megaphone and be like “ZAC EFRON IS NOT DEAD PLEASE REMAIN CALM” outside of all the cabins it was insanity.
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