Sterek ❇ Pride & Prejudice Style
The Hales are just as infamous for the fire as they are for their fortune. For Laura it’s easy, she’s always acted ‘oddly’ due to her free spirit. Derek is suddenly flooded with ladies in ruffles and lace, all wanting to ‘understand’ his dark silences, and of course if they get half the Hale fortune that’s just fine by them. Then there’s the pressure of society always watching as he fails to control his sister and find a suitable husband for her. But he’s the head of his family now and the more he’s forced to go out the more he just wants to hide away from everyone and everything.
Then he meets someone that has never cared what anyone thought.
Tag: YES
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” Stiles/Danny
Of All the Residents Halls In All The World
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Stiles didn’t think he’d know anyone at George Washington University, he really didn’t think he’d run into anyone he’d known from Beacon Hills. Enter Danny Maleahani.This got a little out of hand. I hope you like it!
There were a lot of different kinds of of people Stiles expected to run into in DC, protesters, politicians, maybe even his one cousin he hadn’t seen since his mom died because their family lived in Baltimore. He never expected to run into Danny Maleahani.
He especially didn’t expect to run into Danny on his floor outside of his dorm while Stiles was coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel around his waist. He took a deep breathe, knowing there was no way to avoid seeing Danny, who was standing directly in his path.
“Stiles?” Danny said, looking as surprised as Stiles felt, his eyes a little wide.
“You know Stilinski?” Mark from Stiles’ floor asked, sounding a little suspicious, which was valid, it was only the third official day on campus, classes hadn’t even started yet. And the more Stiles looked at the two of them, the more he could see that Danny was clearly leaving after a hook up.
“We went to high school together,” Stiles said, avoiding looking at Danny’s tight shirt and broad shoulders, “Until Danny moved.”
“Long time no see,” Danny said with a bright smile that took Stiles back to high school in a way he hadn’t expected it to, “I’ll text you Mike.”
“It’s Mark,” Mark said dully, side eyeing Stiles for a second and letting out a breath.
“Right sorry,” Danny said offering him a smile, “I’ll text you. See you around Stiles.”
Executive decision: create an awards show exclusively catered to fantasy and sci-fi movies
all the films that don’t ever receive an ounce of respect at awards shows because they aren’t taken seriously as a genre finally get the recognition they deserve
the Harry Potter movies are praised for their visionary production designs and a music score more iconic than most movie soundtracks released in the past two decades
Force Awakens and Rogue One aren’t swept under the rug because they’re only seen as nostalgic entertainment and instead are recognized for their incredible acting and special effects
Pacific Rim is awarded the highest honor for editing and production work and CGi design because holy shit did you even see that movie?
The makeup and styling team for the Star Trek movies finally get their moment to shine after spending years designing and building intricate prosthetics and makeup looks in order to bring a diverse galaxy to life
John Boyega and John Cho host the night and everyone has a great time and I don’t end the night fuming over movies robbed of the love they deserve
Of any and all varieties. Except hate of course
Everytime I see Tyler Hoechlin in baseball gear I just think of like…parent!sterek and Derek being the coach of their son’s/daughter’s baseball team. Please, yessssss.
bonus: Stiles can’t help but stare at dat ass in those baseball pants 😉
The Signs as Actual Shakespeare Quotes
Aries: What’s pity?
Taurus: How now wool-sack
Gemini: What, you egg
Cancer: His countenance likes me not
Leo: Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all
Virgo: No
Libra: You are an ass
Scorpio: The bird is dead
Sagittarius: thou mis-shapen Dick
Capricorn: I do not like her name
Aquarius: I am slain
Pisces: I am gone for ever
Sterek AU: Smooth Criminal
Derek innocently meant he’d give Stiles his heart in its place, because yeah, he’s totally gone on him, too. Stiles was found guilty of raging hormones and inability to let his boyfriend finish his sentences.
His punishment? Watching Derek strut around in his brand new Deputy uniform, the shiny pair of handcuffs mocking him for several weeks before both finally caved and utilized them for purposes that were indeed deviant.
Stiles later found Derek guilty of knowing exactly what he was saying, the innuendo-loving asshole of his heart.
If we’re going to be pedantic, let’s go all the way.
“Literally” doesn’t literally mean “literally.” It means “pertaining to the alphabet.”
It’s from the same root as “letter” and “literature.” The non-figurative meaning is itself figurative.
Hyperbole and euphemism are inherently unstable parts of language. One generation’s novel metaphor is the next generation’s tired cliché.
If you still need a word for The Meaning Formerly Known As Literally, there’s: physically, actually, non-metaphorically, non-hyperbolically, and all kinds of newer metaphors.
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