Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and – “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”
John sighs and rubs his hand over his forehead. “Okay, while I’d prefer that my son and his boyfriend weren’t caught by my deputies in a compromising position in the jeep, it’s not the end of the world.”
Stiles opens his mouth.
“No,” John cautions. “There is nothing you can say to dig yourself out of this one.” He shakes his head wearily. “God knows you’re not the first couple to be caught screwing in that jeep.”
Around them in the bullpen, there is suddenly dead silence.
“Not the first couple caught screwing in any generic type of vehicle, you mean,” Stiles says in hopeful denial. “Dad? Dad? Isn’t that what you mean?”
John winces. “Well, Claudia did say the jeep was sexy…”
“Oh god.” Stiles swallows. “My jeep?”
“It was your mom’s jeep first,” John says, and raises his eyebrows. “Although, if memory serves, you were conceived in it.”
John’s never seen Derek Hale laugh before, but he only gets a few moments to appreciate it before Stiles, flailing with indignation, drags Derek away demanding they go and buy bleach and scrubbing brushes immediately.
“You’re an evil man, Sheriff,” Deputy Parrish says approvingly.
“I know.” John says, and decides to treat himself to a bacon burger for dinner tonight. He’s earned it.
This is so good!!!
I’m imagining his reaction to look something like this…
Sterek AU: The Hale family owns a villa in Italy and they’re vacationing there,
renting out the room to a young man named Stiles. Derek initially finds Stiles
irritating because he flirts with Cora and the other girls, but he always seems
to fail at winning them over. And when responsibility falls upon Derek’s
shoulders to look after their guest, things get a little tense.
Stiles asks if
there’s any dos and don’ts when talking to the locals, especially women, but
Derek says he doesn’t know.
“What do you
mean you don’t know?” Stiles asks. “I mean I
don’t know,” Derek replies, tense. “How can you
not know?” “Because I
don’t flirt with women. I’m gay.”
Things from there
on out are very quiet between the two of them. Until one night – when Stiles
comes home from a festival with Cora, covered in mosquito bites and very
uncomfortable. Derek brings him an ointment that he made to help and helps
Stiles treat the bites.
As he’s lathering
the cream on his legs, but freezes, hesitating for a moment before bending
forward and kissing Stiles’ shin. He freezes, waiting for Stiles to object, to
shove him away, kick him, whatever. But Stiles just meets his gaze.
Derek trails kisses
up Stiles’ leg, stomach, chest, growing more and more impatient and faster
before crushing their lips together.
They end up lying
back against the bed, limbs entangled and passionately making out. Between
kisses, Stiles says that he doesn’t want to have sex, and Derek understands,
asking if Stiles is still comfortable kissing him. Stiles says yes and they lie
down together, eventually drifting off to sleep.
The next day, they
head into town to get breakfast at a café when Derek gets a phone call. He says
he has to leave and he’ll call one of his sisters to pick Stiles up, but Stiles
begs Derek to take him wherever he’s going. Not wanting to fight, Derek agrees.
Derek takes Stiles
to the house he’s renovating across town, and the construction workers had
called because the water main had burst. They both get drenched trying to fix
it and once the problem’s dealt with, Derek looks at Stiles and starts to
apologise when the young man bursts out laughing and Derek can’t help but join
in; that laugh is contagious.
Stiles tells him that that was the most fun he’s
had the whole time he’s been there.
So, over the next
few weeks, Stiles helps Derek out and they spend time together and sleep
together. A month later, Stiles has to go back home, but Derek doesn’t want to
let him go, so he finishes the renovations and asks Stiles to move in with him.
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