I mean I SAY I love the ‘Enemies to Lovers’ trope but what I really MEAN is that I love the
‘Enemies to Resentful Allies In A Time Of Crisis to Grudging Mutual Respect to Growing Fondness Concealed By Snark to Hurtful Betrayal to Slow Reconciliation With A Greater Understanding Of Each Other to Strange But Solid Friendship to Unexpected Feelings In A Time Of Crisis to Denying Their Feelings While Growing Closer As Friends to Epiphanies Of Love In The Worst Possible Circumstances to Mutual Pining to Unbearable Sexual Tension to Lovers’
i think we’re missing the obvious reason where Stiles has an important interview for a job slash internship slash investment venture and has had a day of spas and/or suit fittings, where he has spent a lot of money on an hour long coif and he’s wearing a waist coat made of lamb skin or spider silk or unicorn hair, in fetching teal, and he’s SO excited about everything that he just really needs to blow Derek, RIGHT THAT INSTANT, just grab his ass and go to town, and has forbidden any mussing or dishevelment!
This is, of course, a supreme hardship, involving CLENCHED SWEATY HANDS and potentially ripped clothing where he’s gathered up his shirt and become so overwhelmed with FEELINGS or potentially HORRIBLE DESPAIR that he isn’t allowed to reciprocate and lay Stiles out and VENERATE HIS FLESH with warm aching kisses and candles and heated mint massage oil.
tl;dr DEREK IS UPSET THAT HIS OPTIONS FOR TENDER LOVE MAKING ARE LIMITED BUT HE WILL SUFFER IF HE MUST
[ stiles doing the fancy mountain ash throw and ending up covered in it ]
im so sorry
cannot not reblog. ♥
Wait but I would really like this in the show. Tense action, dramatic music and camera angles. The audience is at the edge of their seat, punching their friends next to them like “OMG this is it we get a magical Stiles!”
And then he just starts coughing, like “Shit! Scott, Scott I fucked up. Wait just let me — just GIVE ME A MINUTE!” *coughhackcough* “Okay.”
But wait — then he fucking punches the ground or something shit and the sprinkled ash just pushes outwards and forms a fucking circle around him.
not to sound like jane austen or anything but if ur fic is labelled slow burn those two fucks better not even touch pinkies until like chapter 57 by the time they are even in a room alone together i want to be half dead of blueballs and i want their heated gazes to revive me im js