doctortay:

I’m pretty sure I shared this article when Everybody Wants Some!! came out (lulz), but I came across it again yesterday & I just feel compelled to remind everyone of this paragraph:

“There’s a shot in Richard Linklater’s Everybody Wants Some!! that is so casually obscene, I couldn’t believe a straight director filmed it. If you have any eye at all for the male form, you’ll know the moment when you see it: It’s the shot where Tyler Hoechlin, as college ballplayer McReynolds, reclines on a couch, his barely clothed body draped over the piece of furniture like an artful provocation. The camera hangs at crotch level, gazing up at the tanned abs that Hoechlin’s crop top leaves uncovered, while the actor’s muscular left arm is tucked behind his head, his armpit an erogenous zone on confident display. It’s an image so sexy that the friend I saw the film with actually let out a yelp…”

and just in case that scene isn’t blazoned into your brain…

hobbit-feels:

badgyal-k:

tiffanyaliyah:

ukrindian:

bae–electronica:

dynastylnoire:

jollylollylily:

clarknokent:

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

black mirror season 4

Savage

Oh wow

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

I watched teen wolf on Netflix cause the guys in the thumbnail were cute but I’m not gonna lie I stayed for the chemistry between stiles and Derek so.. It makes me mad that fans refuse to see the queer baiting with stiles, like not even just about sterek

kylerinvention:

alecmagnu:

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It’s so obvious there was queerbaiting from MTV and the Producers:

  1. “LOL, we have seen the Sterek stuff. Girl, we live for Sterek.” – MTV.
  2. “They do have undeniable chemistry.” – Jeff Davis when asked about why people ship Sterek.
  3. I shoud clarify the Tumblr Tweet. I look at fan art We were downloading the most amazing Sterek art in the writers room the other day.” – Jeff Davis.
  4. “There’s a 17th reason why Dylan Obrien is the dork of our dreams. He’s ½ of Sterek.” – MTV about Buzzfeed’s article “16 reason why Dylan O’brien is the dork of your dreams.” Retweeted by TW’s Official Twitter account.
  5. “Well, if enough fans demand it, I can be persuaded.” – Jeff Davis about making Sterek happen.
  6. “You’re not gay.” Stiles’ dad says. “I could be!” Stiles exclaims.
  7. “Am I attractive to gay guys?” – Stiles.
  8. Stiles expression when asked if he liked guys:

Then we had like 95% of the cast supporting Sterek (we know that one person who doesn’t support them)

  1. “Sterek is the biggest phenomenom.” – Colton Haynes.
  2. “I do want them to be together.” – Daniel Sharman about Sterek.
  3. “I think that ship sails itsef. You need no help from me with that one :)” – Adelaide Kane about Sterek.
  4. “I’m a Sterek fan, it’s just too great not to be. They’re like the Ross and Rachel from TW, they end up together.” – Holland Roden.
  5. [Favorite romance on the show] I’m gonna go with… Sterek!” – Holland Roden.
  6. “Sterek!!!!” – Shantal Rhodes.
  7. “Greatest relationship” – Stephen Lundsford about Sterek.
  8. “They do have a really great relationship.” – Crystal Reed.

And most important, the two actors, Hoechlin and Dylan, were completely okay with the idea:

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But even if they (producers) were never going to go that way, they kept bringing up these scenes for them without explanation of what they meant, making it seem like something was going to happen just because they knew most of the views relied on the Sterek fans:

  1. “I don’t know Derek, I think you two (Derek and Stiles) make a pretty good pair” – Matt Daehler 2.10.
  2. Not knowing how Stiles spent his summer before Junior year, getting Sterek scenes with Stiles winking at Derek and not looking surprised when Derek shares with Scott what he did in the summer (as if he already knew or even spent the summer with Derek). Then Sterek fans start talking about a possible summer fling between them (a very popular theory), and Jeff Davis, when asked about Stiles’ summer, simply answers that “we already have a theory” making it seem like we were right.
  3. Stiles running to comfort Derek after Boyd dies (when they supposedly still can’t get along) not even Derek’s love interest or Derek’s pack ran towards him to help him. We see Stiles helping Derek deal with his pain (remember at the start of the episode 3.07, Scott tells a woman that human contact helps wth pain)
  4. Derek believing in Stiles’ words over the ones from his love interest who had a love spell casted on him (Confirmed by Haley Webb, the actress playing Jennifer).
  5. Stiles, once again, is able to bring Derek back, his presence enough for Derek to break through whatever powerful spell Jennifer had on him (POWERFUL DARK MAGIC) 
  6. Stiles multiple times admitting that Cora, Derek’s sister, was JUST LIKE her brother, and then both of them starting to get a romantic storyline that we didn’t get to see thanks to Adelaide Kane leaving the show for TV Show Reign.
  7. Derek being the only one to ALREADY know Stiles’ scent, what he’s feeling and where he has been.
  8. Derek being the King in Stiles’ chessboard (the King is the most important piece in the game) and when we thought the Nogitsune had gave him that position, it’s confirmed that Stiles was the one who made him King.
  9. Derek searching for Stiles for 2 days straight, worrying about his safety when Chris points a gun at Stiles, and anxious about the fact Chris might kill Stiles.
  10. Derek going to Stiles when he was feeling scared of a nightmare he had because he didn’t remember waking up, then realizying it wasn’t really a nightmare and that his subconcious had went to Stiles for help when he was about to die, confirming Derek’s anchor (the one thing that keeps in in control) was Stiles. Also that scene was based on a movie where a man goes to his wife in a dream to say goodbye before dying. TOTALLY PLATONIC, RIGHT?
  11. Stiles, once again (just like with the pilot), being the only one to recognize Derek.
  12. Stiles “I’m not going anywhere” when told to leave Derek in the Vet Clinic.
  13. Stiles feeling scared when he sees Derek is the password on the Deadpool list.
  14. Stiles hesitating to save Scott, his brother, just because he didn’t want to leave Derek to die.
  15. “I give people the benefit of the doubt. I’ve given a lot of benefit to a lot of people.” Stiles says and Scott answers with “Like Derek?” which make Stiles stop what he’s doing, before continuing with an annoyed expression. (being angry that Derek left) 
  16. Stiles being the one who finds Derek’s initials and smiling at them:

BUT OF COURSE, THE REASON THAT MAKE MOST FANS IGNORE THE FACT STEREK BROUGHT ATTENTION TO THE SHOW, AND HATE STEREK AND THEIR FANS IS MAINLY BECAUSE OF THIS:

“… it’s watching for the wrong reasons.” – Tyler Posey about Sterek, after interrupting a question asked to Tyler Hoechlin.

Which marked a HUGE change in the fandom, because he basically said queer ships and queer fans were “bizarre, weird and twisted”, and then hate was everywhere towards Sterek fans and Tyler Posey, most fans left the fandom, other stopped watching the show, especially when Hoechlin left at the end of S4, a.k.a why Sterek fans are hated and why TW has horrible ratings now.

(gifs not mine)

JESUS CHRIST, MAN.

How do you feel about sterek + facesitting/rimming??

ladydrace:

I did say I would write you some, didn’t I? 😛 Though, this… kinda took a couple of unexpected turns. Enjoy?

* * *

”Oh god. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Ohhh
god.” Stiles knows he has a bigger vocabulary than this, but right
now he can’t seem to remember any of it. ”Oh god!” He’s
not even religious, what the hell. But maybe he could be. He’s
certainly having something of a spiritual experience right now, and
he lets out a shuddering moan as Derek wriggles his tongue just
right.

”Fuck!” Oh, look, a new word.
Progress. ”Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuuuuck!” Or maybe not.

Who needs words anyway. Stiles sure
doesn’t, he’s far too busy dying several small deaths as he rides
Derek’s face straight to heaven. Derek doesn’t seem to need words
either, first of all because his tongue is busy, but, also, he’s
doing ridiculously well getting his point across without them.

”Oh-hoh, go-hod,” Stiles sobs,
actually sobs, because how did he not know? He’s an extremely
well-informed person when it comes to sex, and it’s not like he
hasn’t tried getting rimmed before. But it seems like from the first
moment Derek pulled him down to sit on his face it’s been nothing but
mind-bending pleasure. Something about this position is just absurdly
hot. Maybe it’s how Derek’s nose subtly digs into his perenium, or
maybe it’s just the whole concept. Derek is really pretty, and Stiles
tends to default to any sex position where he can gaze
lovingly at
admire his face, so this is new. New and
wonderful.

”Gonna… gonna…” he gasps, once
again managing only one additional word, but it gets the job done,
and Derek clutches at him, pulling him down ever harder. There’s no
way Derek can be breathing, but he doesn’t seem to mind, and maybe as
a werewolf it’s kind of a secondary concern. But something about
knowing that Derek deems eating Stiles’ ass more important than air
really does it for him in a fucked up way, and Stiles comes with a
shout, splattering gooey jizz all over Derek’s pillow and a little
bit on his hair too. Stiles has to cradle his spent cock with a
trembling hand as he climbs off, because it feels almost sore from
how hard it twitched through his climax.

Derek wastes no time, already jerking
himself frantically as he heaves in a deep, raspy breath, and Stiles
lies back next to him to enjoy the view. Because hot damn, is it ever
a nice view. Derek’s face red and sweaty, drops of come in his hair,
lips swollen and parted for more desperate breaths? Yeah, it’s a good
look for him. It’s only because he’s watching Derek’s face already
that he happens to realize that Derek has stopped pulling in air,
choosing instead to hold his breath while he’s working towards the
edge, and oh, this could be fun.

”Maybe next time I’ll just stay on
your face. Make myself comfortable,” he murmurs, and Derek starts
shaking. Stiles grins, because hell yeah, they struck gold
here. ”Or maybe,” he says, leaning in close to brush his lips up
against Derek’s ear. ”Maybe next time I’ll choke you on my cock,
instead.”

He doesn’t even got to finish the
sentence. At the word choke,
Derek’s breath explodes out of him, and his hips jump off the
matttress as he comes, cock pulsing again and again for an impressive
length of time. And when he finally settles, heaving for breath,
Stiles is already there, kissing the air from his lips.

”Oh, man, we are gonna discuss
this further, babe. Like, asap.”

”Yeah. Okay,” Derek wheezes,
blissed out and pliable in that special way that always makes Stiles
feel extra soft and fuzzy inside.

Damn, they have the best relationship.

End.

Struggles

imstuckinarut-astrology:

Aries: Wrath– Aries can act in a split second when provoked, fire fueling rash decisions over anything logical. The danger with Aries comes from moments like these, because actually, they aren’t malicious personalities, and rarely manipulate or taunt, but rather act out in a moments notice with how they are feeling.

Taurus: Gluttony– Taurus can seek comfort from the sensual surroundings, often leaving them with an attitude of wanting “More.” Food, drink, spending are all mood lifters for Taurus, and an attitude of wanting excess can get the better of them. Especially when in actuality, the simple life suits them rather well, remembering to treasure the little moments in life.

Gemini: Scatter– Gemini can suffer from forgetfulness, swift changes in views and opinions, confusion over what exactly it is they want in that minute, which can all lead to a feeling of being like a wound up coil ready to spring at any moment. Nerves and anxiety are possible with this sign, as well as a certain clumsiness, even if they somehow manage to still look graceful while this happens.

Cancer: Fear– Cancer can feel vulnerable just simply because of their very nature, a nature of being rather sensitive and receptive to everything around them, from simple temperature changes, environment changes to scathing remarks that seem to stay with them forever. They can feel the strong desire to stay indoors, to stay safe, but also have the bravery to survive.

Leo: Pride– Leo can stick to their guns over the immense amount of pride they have, the ego that they cherish but also fear somewhat. They can come across as self-absorbed at times, but ironically, it is in these times where they struggle the most with themselves. You can tell Leo are truly happy in their lives when they become more generous, loving and protective.

Virgo: Worry– Virgo can work themselves into a box, trapped by all the little conflicting and taunting thoughts in their head until they really do feel sick. But worry often comes from being a conscientious personality, and this is certainly true for Virgo. Carelessness can be exactly that, careless. Care can equate to value.

Libra: Loneliness– Libra can find it difficult to grasp themselves when isolated from the people around them, as they often admire and find pieces of their own psyche in others. They often need company to bounce ideas from, and can get wrapped up in this idea of having another “half.” Being alone for extended periods of time starts to feel a little less creative, and a little more plain lonely.

Scorpio: Vengefulness– Scorpio aren’t known for being pacifists, especially when they themselves or someone they care deeply about has been hurt. They can often ruminate with ideas of revenge, maybe even to the point of obsession, until they feel that justice can be served. The very thing that tips them over the edge can become a central point in their lives, something to think about for much of the time ahead.

Sagittarius: Flight– Sagittarius often cannot stand the idea of being restricted by outside forces, and often need an element of freedom in decision making, the freedom to change their minds and ponder. When caught up in heavy responsibly, they often have the urge to escape, the take flight to somewhere else where they can retain this sense of freedom. Some may even accuse them of being irresponsible and reckless at times.

Capricorn: Formality– Capricorn can vehemently stick to logic over allowing themselves to be overtaken with the expressive waves of the universe, often clinging to a law of sorts, a traditional way of looking at the world. For them, a handshake can feel like enough when others need more support, but this often does not come from a place of not caring, but rather just a struggle about how to go about an uncomfortable situation.

Aquarius: Chaos– Aquarius can be overcome with the urge to destroy controlling systems, especially those that are repressive, even if what is left in its wake is chaos of sorts. The thrill of knocking down established bricks can be wondrous for Aquarius, often without thought of the sacred quality of effort that goes into those systems being established.

Pisces: Fantasy– Pisces can wisp themselves away to somewhere better than here, to somewhere that feels so real that they can even start to believe it. This can be a wonderful quality, apart from when they start to project these traits onto the people around them, seeing only a mirage when unfortunately, not everyone is this world has pure intent.